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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 11, 2018 at 6:31 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Adam
     
  2. Nov 11, 2018 at 6:33 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ron
    good morning Ron!
     
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  3. Nov 11, 2018 at 6:41 AM
    Leo's first

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  4. Nov 11, 2018 at 6:55 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning
     
  5. Nov 11, 2018 at 6:56 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What?!?!?! He didn't tell me?!?!? Would've PayPal some money to go in with him!!!!


    THANKS @Jim LE 1301
     
  6. Nov 11, 2018 at 7:08 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  7. Nov 11, 2018 at 7:18 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This chocolate martini was soooooooooo good!

     
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  8. Nov 11, 2018 at 7:21 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Nov 11, 2018 at 7:22 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We're you the ying or yang :devil: :crapstorm:
     
  10. Nov 11, 2018 at 7:26 AM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    I hope the "Yang"!
     
  11. Nov 11, 2018 at 7:31 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Have a good Remembrance Day everyone!
    48173810-89CE-4285-B14C-5C3083CACE95.jpg
     
  12. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:08 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    that looks amazing!!!
     
  13. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:18 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Snowing all day today, so good day for some hot coffee and freedom toast (or are we back to French toast :rofl:)

    7FFEC2DD-D887-44CF-9277-3BABD8214DE5.jpg

    F1423F64-5454-4E9A-A466-1697EBCB3087.jpg
     
  14. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:21 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Mike.:wave:
    I didn't gamble, went to the car show that they had there. It was nice but small. got some Toyota swag... bag, pouch earphones and a phone clip. At the Subaru exhibit, a female spokesperson was talking to me because she saw my key fob. so I asked her what swag she had..... They are sending me 2 Subaru chairs and a cooler:woot:. Then we (wife & son) ate at Margaritaville (which is closing that location at the end of the year).
     
  15. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:22 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I don't gamble, I never win.....rather use that money for MODS!!:D
     
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  16. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:23 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    That looks yummy!:thumbsup:
     
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  17. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:24 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Did you pay for that?:rofl::rofl: @ARamirez73
     
  18. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:25 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Paid by Union Pacific Railroad
     
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  19. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:26 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Oh, so no discount.:rofl:
     
  20. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Why???? U.P. has billions
     
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  21. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:28 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Exactly.
     
  22. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:34 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Yeah, go back to the drawing board.
     
  23. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:35 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    It's all good bud
     
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  24. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:36 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    How about them COWGIRLS! :thumbsup:
     
  25. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:41 AM
    G10dra

    G10dra Not a New Member

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    Why do P.A drivers think they own I-80 and drive on the left lane like they're out on a Sunday drive.
     
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  26. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:46 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yeah yeah yeah make your fun
     
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  27. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:47 AM
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    I honestly think Jerry Jones is the problem.
     
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  28. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:48 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    no it's the whole cowboy franchise...
     
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  29. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:49 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ditto
     
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  30. Nov 11, 2018 at 8:49 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Go back to your box in the hole
     
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