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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 26, 2018 at 7:52 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Pretty sure that means Zombies are in there.

    1z7u13.jpg
     
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  2. Sep 26, 2018 at 7:54 AM
    417Tundra

    417Tundra New Member

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  3. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:02 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Sure after a few beers...
     
  4. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:02 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Don't be drinking and driving
     
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  5. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:06 AM
    417Tundra

    417Tundra New Member

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    At 10 a.m.? Come on give me a little bit of credit.
     
  6. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tim!
     
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  7. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  8. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:08 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Bryan.
     
  9. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:42 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Hey I'm drinking...just not driving...it's my night time
     
  10. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:43 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Sep 26, 2018 at 8:46 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Lunch break!
     
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  12. Sep 26, 2018 at 10:08 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    What the hell are you talking about? I get sent to my room with Nyquil!
     
  13. Sep 26, 2018 at 10:11 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    anything faster than 180 step per minute. i think we haven't seen that in awhile.
     
  14. Sep 26, 2018 at 10:25 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Last time I ran is when I was in the military
     
  15. Sep 26, 2018 at 10:27 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I stopped running when it began to hurt. Walking/hiking or biking for me!
     
  16. Sep 26, 2018 at 10:40 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I can walk all day, bike all day on a beach cruiser bike like DeeBo
     
  17. Sep 26, 2018 at 10:44 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    yep, that running stuff is over rated. What does it matter if I get there in 12 minutes or 24 minutes. I will still get there, just leave earlier!
     
  18. Sep 26, 2018 at 11:54 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  19. Sep 26, 2018 at 12:27 PM
    speckmon

    speckmon Must. Have. Pow.

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    why is it so high off the ground?

    makes me miss being low tho
     
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  20. Sep 26, 2018 at 1:10 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Saw this thing today thought your security system was catching on
    74966585-80A9-4484-9B15-F32B298B360B.jpg Then @4x4_Angel I saw the the tire cover
    45F8A5F8-0525-4C65-B6A5-275AFCBD612D.jpg and realized they’re fn ticks :puke:
     
  21. Sep 26, 2018 at 4:33 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    My wife went to dinner with her friends for a girls night. She asked what are you going to to do for dinner?
    I told her I’m making all the stuff she won’t eat. Fried pork chops,Mac and cheese, and peas (no one in the house likes peas)
    I made a banana pudding if I have any room left.
     
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  22. Sep 26, 2018 at 4:38 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Gross
     
  23. Sep 26, 2018 at 5:53 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    CF0CF3EC-E9BB-42CF-8319-49AECF5FB40E.jpg
     
  24. Sep 26, 2018 at 5:57 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Hmmmm...................................

    last uber.jpg
     
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  25. Sep 26, 2018 at 6:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  26. Sep 26, 2018 at 6:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  27. Sep 26, 2018 at 7:41 PM
    Pudge

    Pudge Super Secret Elite Member #7

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    DCLB always makes me smile. One near me for sale

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  28. Sep 27, 2018 at 2:46 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  29. Sep 27, 2018 at 2:52 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning, Bryan!
     
  30. Sep 27, 2018 at 2:55 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Pat!
     
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