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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  2. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:31 PM
    teedubbya

    teedubbya I like fat booty

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    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Lucky it wasn’t an Aussie spider... those bastards are nasty
     
  4. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:37 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Work van stopped at lights in Times Square, can just slams in to back of it.

    :rofl:

    This van had a huge steel step, no front of cab left, the Asian lady cab driver was too scared to get out when the dude stepped out of his van...

    Comedy
     
  5. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:39 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    BURN IT!!!!!!

     
  6. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:43 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Some stuff
    i've come to realize that every animal/insect/reptile in australia is trying to kill you.
     
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  7. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:45 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    That's the damn truth.
     
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  8. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:46 PM
    T500

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    Not all, but many would like to. The further north you go the worse it gets, anywhere from Sydney and above you have to check the dunny, your shoes, the bed... luckily there’s antidotes for most venomous spider and snake bites if you make it to the doctor in time
     
  9. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:46 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    opps. i forgot fish too. there are some seriously man-in-the-grey-suit sharky vibe waters there.
     
  10. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:47 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Let’s not forget the salties.. they like humans
     
  11. Sep 25, 2018 at 3:52 PM
    T500

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  12. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:06 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    I should have. I think the little bastard got me again before he was squished. My hand started itching and my arm went numb. Little worse than last time. I’m pretty sure I get to wake up with super powers tomorrow.
     
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  13. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :muscleflexing:
     
  14. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:17 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Omg I feel like shit
     
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  15. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:20 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :sorry:
     
  16. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:23 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Know the worst part???? I literallyfeel like I went full force into a brick wall. My head is killing me... Eyes hurt....almost like a sinus migraine...but my body is hurting and throat is starting to hurt too. And I still have to work
     
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  17. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:25 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Take something, hope ya feel better
     
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  18. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:28 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    i did....I added more to the original post...holy hell this sucks
     
  19. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:28 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You can't leave?
     
  20. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:31 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not even at work yet. We aren't allowed to call off 3x in 6months without a write up...even with a doctor's note. I called off for the concert with my sister
     
  21. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:32 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yikes! No bueno amigo, sorry, really hope ya feel better soon
     
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  22. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:32 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Feel better Bree.
    Do you have any Tamiflu ?
     
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  23. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:35 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No I don't
     
  24. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:38 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Sounds like the flu, try and get some ASAP to knock it out before it gets worse.;)
     
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  25. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:41 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Why can't I be just like a man and have my other half take care of me while I turn into a big baby?
     
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  26. Sep 25, 2018 at 4:52 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Nice truck Gino
     
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  27. Sep 25, 2018 at 5:08 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Those are sweet what is your truck
     
  28. Sep 25, 2018 at 5:19 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl:
    Were you talking to my wife?
     
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  29. Sep 25, 2018 at 5:59 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Too much lice you dirty Texan. :p

    Hope you get to feelin' better soon!
     
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  30. Sep 25, 2018 at 6:26 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol no...once upon a time I was married
     

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