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  1. Sep 24, 2018 at 9:32 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Good evening everyone. It has been a busy day and busy evening. Maybe I'll get some play time later...
     
  2. Sep 24, 2018 at 9:33 AM
    Leo's first

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    FB9EC42E-D1EB-445E-8DF1-46DEBE474129.jpg @GrumpyUncle ?????
    Good morning Pat hope this means something good happened to you
     
  3. Sep 24, 2018 at 9:36 AM
    Trooper2

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  4. Sep 24, 2018 at 9:40 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    There's a conspiracy in the mist! :spy:
     
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  5. Sep 24, 2018 at 9:48 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Sorey forgot to thank you! Yes I have greatly appreciated!
     
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  6. Sep 24, 2018 at 10:35 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Went out at lunchtime and realized I never tightened these fender-liner bolts. Been driving like this a week and they're still there!
    :facepalm:
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  7. Sep 24, 2018 at 10:42 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Better air flow :burnrubber:
     
  8. Sep 24, 2018 at 10:45 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    It is the same side that the intake is on....
    :laughing:
     
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  9. Sep 24, 2018 at 10:45 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :crazy::smack:
     
  10. Sep 24, 2018 at 10:55 AM
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    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    So i have to tell you guys about my adventure on Sunday. Full of problems.
    1. Low pressure light was on in the truck. Took me three separate stops to find a place to fill it up. I could have filled them at home if i would have noticed before i left.
    2. Stupid stupid drivers. Driving in the right lane, car a few car lengths ahead gets into left lane. I proceed to pass. Notice them looking at their phone and then start to drift into my lane. I honked to hopefully get them to realized but I had no choice but to keep going and take the hit. Luckily i was far enough pas that they did not hit the truck, they hit the trailer only. And i am very lucky that there wasn't much damage either. The small Asian lady with her old mom did not speak English. She was able to mutter something to the effect of "no cops" and called her husband that did speak English. He came and we looked over the damage. Offered to pay for the damage and not report it. Guessing they didn't have any insurance and i didn't want to mess with that again so i just took the cash and left. Whats crazy is that most of the damage to the car was already there. The bumper was all taped up and there is no way my trailer did that much damage to the front quarter panel. Main concern is the wheel hub. Probably needs a new bearing and cap, maybe full replacement. It ran straight and didn't have issues after though. Used some duck tape to just keep the grease in and dirt out.
    3. Front strut popped off the ATV about 2 hours into my ride. Had to use a ratchet tie-down strap to compress the coil and then opposite use the strap to hold the strut to the frame shock mount. It was a good bush fix to be able to actually continue on the trail. The other side also popped out shortly after. Only had one strap so i cut the strap and used the other end to tie it on in hopes i would hold the strut in place. Well that didn't work so i moved to using the strap with the winch to create enough tension to keep the strut in place. I really thought that the bolt sheared off because the top nut was still in place. I found out that nothing actually broke. The ATV has a small spacer lift. The spacers are screwed onto the shock shaft and then attached to the frame mount. Well the shaft must have unscrewed itself during the ride and fell out causing the issues.
    4. The seat on the ATV flew off while driving home. I was so pissed that i would have to go back and pick it up off the highway. Pulled over just to check and it was still in the trailer. Thank God.
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  11. Sep 24, 2018 at 11:00 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Holy cow. Well, at least there were no locusts.
     
  12. Sep 24, 2018 at 11:10 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Glad they are still there! Better get them tight!
     
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  13. Sep 24, 2018 at 11:14 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good Lord....not the best day for you. Hope your week gets better!
     
  14. Sep 24, 2018 at 11:31 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I snugged them up before I left. :thumbsup:
    Really surprised they went 500 miles without falling out!
     
  15. Sep 24, 2018 at 11:53 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Better go by a lottery ticket! Lol
     
  16. Sep 24, 2018 at 12:23 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    No kidding

    Thanks. Hope so too.
     
  17. Sep 24, 2018 at 12:24 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    That's a rough day. Maybe you banked enough to have a trouble-free weekend this week.
     
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  18. Sep 24, 2018 at 12:25 PM
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    That would be awesome
     
  19. Sep 24, 2018 at 12:56 PM
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    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Get me the fuck outta this place.
    Had to bite my tongue and be the better person when my father in law started in on how we raised our Autistic son.
    Almost said to him, "Oh, raise him like you did your son? An adulterous piece of shit just like you?"
    I think that this trip will be the last except for two funerals.
     
  20. Sep 24, 2018 at 1:47 PM
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    teedubbya I like fat booty

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    Got some goodies from coach builder. Now only if I can get the fucking truck shop to have the same level of customer service as David3C3823B9-46B5-4EA4-AE4C-A8FE12FEB545.jpg
     
  21. Sep 24, 2018 at 2:41 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Wow bad day!
     
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  22. Sep 24, 2018 at 2:43 PM
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    Showing up at the funerals to drive a steak thru their heart just in case? And yes, you have to be the better person and bite your tongue.
     
  23. Sep 24, 2018 at 3:00 PM
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    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now

    Terrorist bastards got smoke checked on his watch!!!
     
  24. Sep 24, 2018 at 3:04 PM
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    13.5 hour work day for me. More of the same for the rest of the week. This humidity just saps it right out of you.
    Its 1:00am I'm smoked, talk to y'all tomorrow.
     
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  25. Sep 24, 2018 at 3:06 PM
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    :oldglory:
     
  26. Sep 24, 2018 at 3:10 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    https://youtu.be/aPVLyB0Yc6I
     
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    Goodnight man
     
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  29. Sep 24, 2018 at 3:36 PM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Big cloud in overhead or hill/mountain range casting that big shadow? That road looks like fun
     
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  30. Sep 24, 2018 at 3:40 PM
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    Sas Humor is everywhere

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