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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:14 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Christ on a pogo stick, how can I avoid being in this woman's house?
    A cold craps table would be better company.
     
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  2. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:15 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    YUM :rofl:
    Still dont compare to snorting a condom :rofl:
     
  3. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:19 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    A morbidly obese woman that would rather throw digs at her daughter that's barely a size 4.
    But this miserable bitch has to take a shit ton of pills just to function because she fails to stay active after she retired.

    IMG_20180922_131537.jpg
     
  4. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:24 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I can't stop laughing !!!!!
    AND someone videoed it :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:25 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :puke::puke::puke:
     
  6. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:25 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Sooooo, how do you really feel?
     
  7. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:26 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Someones gene pool needs some cleaning!
     
  8. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:27 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Not you, hers the young lady in the Gif. Quoted the wrong one.
     
  9. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:28 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Someones gene pool should of used a condom instead of snorting it !!!
     
  10. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:29 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:29 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    :rofl::rofl:thanks, that made me smile!
     
  12. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:37 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    put her in a round room and tell her to look for a corner. I could see that being a hoot!
     
  13. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:45 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    All fun and games :eek:
     
  14. Sep 22, 2018 at 10:48 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  15. Sep 22, 2018 at 11:15 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :eek:
     
  16. Sep 22, 2018 at 11:30 AM
    ColoradoTJ

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  17. Sep 22, 2018 at 11:35 AM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Calibrated Power 5 Tune pack, Allison 1000 tune, PPE deep trans pan, Cold/Hot CAC pipes, Banks CAI, PCV reroute, resonator delete, S&B 62 gal fuel tank, B&W GN hitch
    One in a million.....
     
  18. Sep 22, 2018 at 12:07 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  19. Sep 22, 2018 at 12:55 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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  20. Sep 22, 2018 at 1:11 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Paint them calipers while your at it :devil:
     
  21. Sep 22, 2018 at 1:32 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Lol, maybe when I replace rotors or do a brake bleed.
     
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  22. Sep 22, 2018 at 1:34 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    ‘tis the season

    AF7C200D-D7DF-42CC-B4B4-C0A8140E7E13.jpg

    Yes, the beer is pumpkin too.
     
  23. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:07 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wife started to lower garage while my truck’s ass was sticking out; stopped it on time. Told her she was 18” from a divorce :mad:

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  24. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:11 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I call BS u wouldn't do that
     
  25. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:12 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Must you always bust my balls?
     
  26. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:14 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Finally cracked it. It was actually rotating the entire bolt so had to lock that end down too.

     
  27. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:17 PM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Lol he just likes to touch them:D que no!
     
  28. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:17 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I'm thinking you said it with the internal voice. If you did say it out loud I'm thinking you'll wake up sin juevos
     
  29. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:22 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yup
     
  30. Sep 22, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Reliving my Army days. I'm in the barracks again. Only this time 1SG can't touch me! No parties on the weekends. These SNCOs and Staff Officers are a quiet bunch.
    This young Major stopped me because she liked my beard, and asked what I did. Told her I was a GLG-20 and that we dont grow on trees. She totally didn't pick up on it. Oh you're one of those guys.
    Anyway, picture of barracks life.20180923_002552.jpg
     

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