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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:33 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  2. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:35 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    But the wrong color!
     
  3. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You said a mouthful!
     
  4. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :D
     
  5. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    What are they smoking??
     
  6. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:46 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lmao !!
    Yeah I would be good entertainment ! :rofl:

    I fell and slid to the bottom of a dirt pile today !:eek:

    Bloody knees and elbows !:angrygirl:
     
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  7. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:48 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good entertainment for sure......but we wouldn't be able to hear anything because it would be getting beeped all the time!!!!:rofl:
     
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  8. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Everyone will think you have been up to something else with those bloody knee's!:p
     
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  9. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:55 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Hey now !
    I did not swear when I fell :devil:

    But I did have a couple choice words while sliding down that MF'er !
     
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  10. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:56 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    White crack!
     
  11. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:57 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao....
     
  12. Sep 14, 2018 at 7:57 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  13. Sep 14, 2018 at 8:12 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    What kind of crystals. Serious question, not a meth joke. My wife is a geologist and goes to extremes to explain crystals to me.

    You fell on a micro fiber towel?
     
  14. Sep 14, 2018 at 8:19 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    I think that the first legitimate $100k Tundra will be when they introduce their diesel dually.
     
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  15. Sep 14, 2018 at 8:32 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Just regular ol' quartz crystal !

    Haha! Damn micro fiber towels !!!
     
  16. Sep 14, 2018 at 8:34 PM
    Newm

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    Finally got to mess with the truck....Got my new lights in.

     
  17. Sep 14, 2018 at 9:11 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :eek2: Están loco! :crazy:
     
  18. Sep 15, 2018 at 12:45 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  19. Sep 15, 2018 at 3:23 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  20. Sep 15, 2018 at 3:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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  21. Sep 15, 2018 at 3:42 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
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  22. Sep 15, 2018 at 3:55 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Mornin' all! Bright and early start, might as well get shit done!
     
  23. Sep 15, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    NoKenDo

    NoKenDo New Member

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    Good morning.
    Heading out this morn to look at a used tritoon boat.
     
  24. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:48 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Bryan
    Did you ever get your car back
     
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  25. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:49 AM
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    Good morning Jason
     
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  26. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:51 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Ken
    Sound cool hope u get it if you like it
     
  27. Sep 15, 2018 at 5:05 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Tundras
    Forgot when wife’s away I have to take care of the in laws 90 yo mom already called 6:30 wants to know when I can take her to shopping wife usually does on sat morn also pops wants to know when I’m coming to cut the lawn I want to know when I’m getting off work oh ya don’t forget about the church supper tonight have to be there by 4:30
     
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  28. Sep 15, 2018 at 5:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jason!
    I have my popcorn ready for the seat reveal party.
     
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  29. Sep 15, 2018 at 5:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ken!
     
  30. Sep 15, 2018 at 5:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
    Yes Sir I think I got it back 3 or 4 weeks ago now. Sure glad to have it back saves alot on the gas bill. Lol
     

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