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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 13, 2018 at 5:59 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Lake Ouachita - Arkansas ?
     
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  2. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:01 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Use vanilla protein powder as ur “milk”. That’s what I do post workout.
     
  3. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:12 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    This may make you smile.
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:14 AM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    Good morning y'all!
     
  5. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:24 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    It would be better if I understood certain people's way of thinking
     
  6. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:24 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning kacie
     
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  7. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:41 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Getting drunk apparently this A.M.
     
  8. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:42 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    No judging here lol.
     
  9. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:43 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Goodbecause you might get drunk texts
     
  10. Sep 13, 2018 at 6:44 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You get mine so :fistbump:
     
  11. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:07 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras. Thirsty Thursday awaits...
     
  12. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:19 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Already started! Morning!
     
  13. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:28 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Did you trim the bushes? ;)
     
  14. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:31 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    What are we looking at on this pic, the rocks, flower or boobs? LOL
     
  15. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:42 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    All of the above :cookiemonster:
     
  16. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:48 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Cheer up Bree I’d say take the Tundra for a cruise but you might want to hold off on that
    I’ve given up on trying to figure people out it sucks I know
     
  17. Sep 13, 2018 at 8:03 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Ban coming. Again
     
  18. Sep 13, 2018 at 8:12 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    When I feel like that, I always ask myself "Are you sexually frustrated?"
    If the answer is yes, I know I'm either going to find another way around that or I'm pretty much stuck.
     
  19. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good afternoon Tim.... I guess it's still morning out your way!
     
  20. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:35 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I am not a doctor, nor am I a shrink. That being said look into Vitamin D3. The V.A has had me on that for the last 9 years. I take about 10000 I.Us daily. This really does help with mood stabilization. Matter of fact they test my D3 levels by drawing blood 3 times a year.
     
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  21. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's her job!!!!!!:p
     
  22. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:37 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  23. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:46 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    That actually sounds pretty good. Pumpkin flavored beverages on the other hand... No gracias :puke:
     
  24. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:50 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We make some apple pumpkin muffins this time of year that are awsome!
     
  25. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:54 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  26. Sep 13, 2018 at 10:00 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    That sounds good!! And I would wash it down with a non-pumpkin flavored beer!
     
  27. Sep 13, 2018 at 10:14 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I would wash that down with a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
     
  28. Sep 13, 2018 at 10:25 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    @T-Rex266 when they announce the return of the PSL

     
  29. Sep 13, 2018 at 10:36 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  30. Sep 13, 2018 at 10:45 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Not much longer til noon. Wish it'd hurry up, getting hungry.
     

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