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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 7, 2018 at 2:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    But you can members :laugh:
     
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    4x4_Angel

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    :eek::eek2::p
     
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  3. Sep 7, 2018 at 3:30 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Some Mods :) See build thread for details
    Well, I'm at the emergency room :(


    This day has kinda taken a turn for the worse. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven't done in a while. Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got cocky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something. He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop. Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster. Thank goodness the manager at Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my pennies so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again.
     
  4. Sep 7, 2018 at 3:32 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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  5. Sep 7, 2018 at 3:36 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    And here I was thinking how you were gonna get Connors parts at ToyTec.
     
  6. Sep 7, 2018 at 3:43 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I was like damn that sucks...then just start gut rolling :rofl:
     
  7. Sep 7, 2018 at 3:44 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    I'm still waiting......
     
  8. Sep 7, 2018 at 4:11 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  9. Sep 7, 2018 at 4:39 PM
    geno0506

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    F$@K, you had me going til Walmart! :facepalm:
     
  10. Sep 7, 2018 at 4:43 PM
    T-Rex266

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  11. Sep 7, 2018 at 4:44 PM
    T-Rex266

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  12. Sep 7, 2018 at 5:41 PM
    JMB

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    Digging the Friday night lights.
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  13. Sep 7, 2018 at 5:50 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Got called earlier in day today, got my part time job!
     
  14. Sep 7, 2018 at 5:50 PM
    SNO BUS

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  15. Sep 7, 2018 at 6:21 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    So what did @4x4angel get banned for? Political, religious, Nike? :rofl:
     
  16. Sep 7, 2018 at 6:27 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: Sure glad you are ok!
     
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  17. Sep 7, 2018 at 6:28 PM
    NoKenDo

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    Aren't you on vacation?
     
  18. Sep 7, 2018 at 6:29 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Congratulations!
     
  19. Sep 7, 2018 at 6:29 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Thanks @Grumpy Uncle dor the fine cigar. Bad ass! Was pleasantly surprise at the taste for a maduro. Excellent choice :thumbsup:

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  20. Sep 7, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Glad you enjoyed it! I am about to do the same thing with the same beer. 20180907_154304.jpg
     
  21. Sep 7, 2018 at 7:51 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    o_O :notsure: it sucked being in tundras.com jail:rofl:
     
  22. Sep 7, 2018 at 7:57 PM
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    Been there, finished probation and now rehabilitated! :rofl:
     
  23. Sep 7, 2018 at 8:17 PM
    Trooper2

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    Knickerbocker Hotel rooftop bar?
     
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  24. Sep 7, 2018 at 8:43 PM
    JMB

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    Headed to hatteras on Sunday for a week. I suspect we'll be kicked out by Wednesday at the latest.
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  25. Sep 7, 2018 at 8:55 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    @JMB Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you might have a bit of a hurricane problem later next week.

    [​IMG]
     
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  26. Sep 7, 2018 at 8:59 PM
    JMB

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    I'm afraid you might be right. I'd love to see some 25 ft waves, but not gonna be there for that. I'll just have to catch all the puppy drum by Tuesday.
     
  27. Sep 7, 2018 at 9:51 PM
    Silv333

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    Yeah, Florence is a cunt. Gonna fuck up my travel plans.
     
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  28. Sep 7, 2018 at 9:52 PM
    Silv333

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    Why were you banned?
     
  29. Sep 7, 2018 at 10:25 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    It was just a call that they accepted my job app and they offering me a position
     
  30. Sep 7, 2018 at 10:26 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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