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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 16, 2018 at 8:54 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The maid is coming today :devil: :spy:
     
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  2. Aug 16, 2018 at 8:56 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    (Checks clock)Good morning Bryan.
     
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  3. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:02 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :worthless:
     
  4. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:20 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup: This^^^^^^
     
  5. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:39 AM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Does Adam have a skimpy maid outfit with fishnets?
     
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  6. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:49 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    He does, but don't know what the maid wears :notsure:
     
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  7. Aug 16, 2018 at 9:57 AM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    ToplessMaids.com ?:notsure:
     
  8. Aug 16, 2018 at 1:11 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl:
     
  9. Aug 16, 2018 at 1:13 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    EVOC is fun.... to bad it isn't allowed to be used in place of defensive driving
     
  10. Aug 16, 2018 at 3:20 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    F3CD25A3-05A0-4926-B590-3D32C6E21036.jpg So this just happened f my life
    I will say the wrap held up incredibly well
     
  11. Aug 16, 2018 at 3:22 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You work for a landscaping company? What happened? The wrap did hold up pretty damn well
     
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  12. Aug 16, 2018 at 3:32 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    That's a bummer. Accidents happen...thankfully it wasn't the tundra!
     
  13. Aug 16, 2018 at 5:02 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    I forget how close I used to live to Southeast Toyota HQ. 2 miles down the road from the hotel I’m in.2A801C3B-382F-4407-B3A6-C7EF6FE387B7.jpg
     
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  14. Aug 16, 2018 at 5:36 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Morning, afternoon and good evening everyone!
    Forgot to post this unit up. Shes a 65 year old from USA who sold her house for the rig. Super nice inside and out. Full 3 panel solar setup, holds 100 gallons of fuel. Oh and she says she never wants to leave Northern Canada.....we'll see how she feels about that when winter hits.
    https://globalxvehicles.com
    20180815_155019.jpg
     
  15. Aug 16, 2018 at 5:36 PM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    5.29s, Auburn LSD, 37x12.50R18, Icon coilovers and shocks, SPC UCA's, Tech 12 Volts sound system, Enve Grill
    Saw this on my way home....at least they have King shocks....20180816_155608.jpg 20180816_155702.jpg
     
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  16. Aug 16, 2018 at 5:39 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Impressive build!
     
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  17. Aug 16, 2018 at 5:40 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Looks interesting. But I’d be surprised if it wasn’t 1/2 way to Arizona by mid January.
     
  18. Aug 16, 2018 at 6:22 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    After 13 hour day.

     
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  19. Aug 16, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I don’t know if the guy was trying to time me or what but I was just driving along and I see the dude leave the stop sign right as I get to him there was a car coming at me I couldn’t swerve or anything
    I guess I’m pretty lucky the impact spun me around 180* and almost rolled over
    Yes I work for the largest landscape construction company in the nation the name used to be Valleycrest but merged with a huge landscape maintenance co the name was Brikmen now our company has the gayest name ever BrightView I am the Irrigation Service mngr/job closer
     
  20. Aug 16, 2018 at 8:50 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Just finished installing a new deflector I couldn't pass up...

     
  21. Aug 17, 2018 at 2:01 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Wow! Glad you are ok!

    Sweet! Next spring I'm looking at fixing my sprinkler system:(
     
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  22. Aug 17, 2018 at 2:02 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Yeah old cars!
     
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  23. Aug 17, 2018 at 2:02 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning tundra crew! 9 hours into my work day today....3 more to go!
     
  24. Aug 17, 2018 at 2:42 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  25. Aug 17, 2018 at 2:43 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
    It's Friday!!
     
  26. Aug 17, 2018 at 3:15 AM
    T500

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    Hola peeps
     
  27. Aug 17, 2018 at 3:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Steve!
     
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  28. Aug 17, 2018 at 3:29 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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  29. Aug 17, 2018 at 3:31 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  30. Aug 17, 2018 at 3:49 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning!
     
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