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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 6, 2018 at 5:49 AM
    HecticEnergy

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    I’ve seen this before....
     
  2. Aug 6, 2018 at 5:59 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    “I’ll take 3 vaginas for 1000 Alex.”




    I wonder what menu that’s on... Vegas?
     
  3. Aug 6, 2018 at 6:21 AM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    I did buy my wheels from Amazon and have looked at their price on tires...
     
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  4. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:02 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras. Happy Monday to you all.
     
  5. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:12 AM
    Leo's first

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    :bananadance::drunk::dancingbacon: Love vacations
     
  6. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:15 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Tim
    You should fly out here I’ll buy you steak to
     
  7. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:16 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    In another month, then we can watch the pats play together:cheers:
     
  8. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:16 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Bryan
     
  9. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:17 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Adam
     
  10. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:21 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Tundras
    Hot as hell again today but only a 4 day work week for me :yes:
    Hope everyone has a good day
     
  11. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:25 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    'Morning my fellow sexy Tundra people.
     
  12. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning
     
  13. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:29 AM
    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    If you were closer we could go riding when I am better lol
     
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    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
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    Road trip!
     
  15. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
  16. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Have to check the Bunny Ranch!
     
  17. Aug 6, 2018 at 7:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tim!
     
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  18. Aug 6, 2018 at 8:02 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
  19. Aug 6, 2018 at 8:02 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning!
     
  20. Aug 6, 2018 at 8:29 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Yeah, but the recommendation is hilariously upgraded from buying wheels. I would've expected some wheel/tire care products to pop up. That's like buying flour and then Amazon recommending a Viking professional oven.
     
  21. Aug 6, 2018 at 8:43 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol !!!
    Did the sun dance here in Ohio !!! Washing my truck in the sun today !!!
     
  22. Aug 6, 2018 at 8:53 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Good morning Bryan. (I think you have a few minutes before noon so going with it lol)
     
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  23. Aug 6, 2018 at 8:55 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  24. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:11 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Looks like some of @Darth Tundra dances :rofl:
     
  25. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:16 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I bought a beer glass on Amazon and now I'm getting suggestions for professional keg coolers including the walk-in types!

    I could see that if I was buying dozens of beer kegs, but a glass?
    :cheers:
     
  26. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:22 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Beer glasses are the gateway vessel to kegs.
     
  27. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:24 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    To be honest, seeing those ads planted a seed. I've already had a conversation with @Larmand about getting a small keg cooler.....


    Thanks Amazon.
     
  28. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:42 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning Brian
    Good morning Bryan.... and we were!
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    :drool: quit complaining!
    Morning Adam!
    Morning Jim!
    morning Mike!
    Morning Jason!
    Love this!
    I dont think Amazon had anything to do with that......
     
  29. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:45 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Hola Chica Bonita
     
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  30. Aug 6, 2018 at 9:46 AM
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    It certainly didn't help.....
    :wink:
     

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