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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 5, 2018 at 7:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:

    We all know it's your side gig!
     
  2. Aug 5, 2018 at 7:17 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup::rofl:
     
  3. Aug 5, 2018 at 7:24 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Gotta buy food cause it’s sure as hell not going into mods
     
  4. Aug 5, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    Check my build thread in 15 minutes............
     
  5. Aug 5, 2018 at 7:40 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I like this trend.
     
  6. Aug 5, 2018 at 7:41 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Put a little work in getting my brother in laws car ready to sell:

    3542035B-AE94-4CFE-AD4E-DA0F5810E9BC.jpg
     
  7. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:02 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Looks clean!
     
  8. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:04 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    That was me yesterday with my wife's vehicle haha.

    Looking good!
     
  9. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:12 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    NO !!
    Have you !?
    Looks interesting
     
  10. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:36 PM
    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Cape May, New Jersey
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    BD Lights, Any Time Fog, Coachbuilder, Pelfreybilt, Bakflip, Custom Bed Rack w/ Tent
    I really am starting to dislike this forum. I keep ordering stuff but can't install it.
    I have my @pelfreybilt bumper with warn winch and @Baja Designs lightbar. My @DecalsByDesign vinyl. @sdhq_offroad abs sensors. New Arb breather, waterport, tailgate 3rd brake light and all my stuff to mount my bikes, treds, shovel and highlift on the rack. Plus I need to wire in everything and Hardwire my Garmin 55 Dashcam.

    Stupid elbow. I'm going stir crazy not being able to work in my garage on the truck and my bikes. Any ideas to help me besides Bluto's advice "..start drinking heavily."?
     
  11. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:40 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    That's a lot of stuff taking up space. You should clear that garage out and then buy more stuff when your elbow is better. I will gladly swing by to pick it all up. :rofl:
     
  12. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:44 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    He is yummy! Thank you!
     
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  13. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:45 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    That's awesome! I was cleaning the inside. Doing all my once a week chores, plus some extra detailed cleaning that I had been putting off. Next week it's outside and then start scrapping the eves and trim to repaint.
     
  14. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:46 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    have friends help you install!
     
  15. Aug 5, 2018 at 8:54 PM
    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Lol thanks. You can come help me put it on, I will supply pizza and beer.
    Problem is getting said friends over. Most of the time they are busy or we are busy. I'm usually doing my own work unless its something big.
     
  16. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:09 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I get that!
     
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  17. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Did you know that female marsupials have 2-3 vaginas?
     
  18. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:17 PM
    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Post of the day.
     
  19. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:17 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    OKC, OK
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    Lost track after #1.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:17 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    :drool::hungry:

    Dad bought me a steak for mowing his yard! Asked him if he needed it mowed again tomorrow:rofl:
     
  21. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:20 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :D
     
  22. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:25 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    4 headed penis?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!
     
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  23. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:27 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Lol, what site are you surfing? Wait... forget I asked that.
     
  24. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:28 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol we are watching "True Facts" videos on Facebook:rofl:
     
  25. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:29 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    We just don't want the white truck photos slowing our phones down.:boink::rofl::cheers:
     
  26. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:34 PM
    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Ripley's Believe it or Not meets Pornhub.
     
  27. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:44 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Koalas, wombats and Tasmanian devils all share the three-vagina structure. The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses (and males marsupials often have two-pronged penises), while the middle vagina sends the joey down to the outside world.

    I had to Google this, I was not aware.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  28. Aug 5, 2018 at 9:54 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Tasmanian devils have three vaginas? No wonder they're so pissed off every month.
     
  29. Aug 5, 2018 at 10:01 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol see! The more you know!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  30. Aug 5, 2018 at 10:01 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Now trying to figure out why my dryer isn't working right
     

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