Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Lol, is it hot yet? Does @nystareshatrin need another washing??

 

@ColoradoTJ doesnt mind. I would have gone ape shit.

 

People do get nervous being around greatness.

 

You and me both!! Lol

 

So are people asking what the current cable rates are?

 

Nope. Going home and changing their panties.

 

Count me in with that group. Nearly impossible to relax in a crowd.

 

Current situation

 

Lol she is good and the great want too bad because we found shade

 

@War Machine

 

Noooo !!!
Pullin up their boxers !!!!!

 

I have a similar shirt!

 

That's awesome! Some guy at the concert was wearing it lol made me think of the convo we had the other day

 

Yeah...
So, I have been called a perv since I didn't speak up and scare them off. I swear, I couldn't see them in action, thank goodness...
Thinking back, there was plenty I could have done to avoid the situation, but during that moment, I was both in shock at what was going on and I had no plan at that moment when the situation drastically changed. I froze. Lol. Even after some time has passed, I thought it may be worse to say something after I have already been there for some time. I never thought it was going to last so long. I kept thinking the whole time, any minute now they will get up and leave and I can go back home. I was wrong....

 

Original FB post from the situation...

Crazy story. Sorry for the long read...

So, I was just trapped inside a vacant, under construction house for over 2 hours in the middle of the night. I was outside on my back patio when I saw a car driving down the road behind me at 1 am which has nothing but under construction houses on it. They turned off their lights and parked in the driveway of one of the under construction houses. I then heard some glass breaking.
Thinking it was some punk kids up to no good, I headed over to the area to see what they were doing and get a description of what they look like for the police that I was getting ready to call. I stepped into the framed up house next door and headed upstairs to get a better look at what's going on without getting spotted. Just then, I hear loud moaning from what sounded like a woman, then I heard slapping sounds coming from the house next door.
About a minute or less later, I witness a young woman, butt ass naked run out of the house next door giggling and run into the house I was in! She was followed by a naked black guy. Petrified, I froze. Thinking they might head upstairs where I was, I remained frozen in place, trying to control my breathing so they don't hear me. I quietly put my phone on silent, trying not to let the light of my phone shine at all. I got lucky there, because about 5 minutes later, I recieved a text message from Jerry. I was thinking if this guy catches me here, I am gonna get my ass beat by a big ass naked black dude.
They ended up what sounded like getting it on right below me on the first floor. After about an hour has passed, they were still going at it off and on and smoking weed. I then see their cell phone light shinning around the house. At this point, my heart was pounding damn near out of my chest. My throat was getting really dry and I was struggling to suppress a cough. I was considering sneaking out the second story window and onto the roof, then slide down some scaffolding railing to make my escape, but I didn't have the guts to do so and I probably would have made some noise in the the process. So I remained frozen in my place, standing the whole time, thinking I was busted. Fortunately, they didn't look upstairs.
About another hour passes and I can still hear them whispering and giggling below me. Then, they get it on again! This time with loud moaning from the both of them. Thinking this was never going to end, all of a sudden his car alarm goes off and I hear "Oh Shit!"
I hear them scrambling around and see them from the window upstairs run out of the house, the dude with his clothes in his hands runs for his car and the girl still butt ass naked runs back next door for her clothes then to the car. They then took off without even getting dressed.
My heart was pounding the whole time. I can't imagine what would have happened if they went upstairs and saw me. Lesson learned. Just call the police for suspicious activity and don't go investigating yourself...

 

Good morning Tundra Crew!

 

Good morning Bryan
How’s the tranny issue going

 

Good morning Tundra Crew
Great morning here 65* and much dryer can’t remember the last time I had coffee on porch

 

Good morning Mike!
When I took the car over he wasn't ready for it yet but I didn't want to make the trip after work so dropped it off early. So heard from him the other day and he was working on it but I asked him to also replace all the fuel lines and rear brake lines because I noticed they were getting a little crusty in front of the rear wheel. So he had to order the parts. So not sure when it will be done just told him to call when it was. Sorry for rambling. Lol

 

We have 68° here this morning!

 

Your not putting extra on the Beast are you?

 

Nope! Lol

 

It's 0630 on a long weekend. Why the hell am I awake!? COFFEE!!! STAT!!!

 

Fantastic. My people.