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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:07 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Tequila
     
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    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Yeah, we have 6-8 guys and give everyone a full rack of chips. Usually a 3 hour game. Lots of beer. lots of food. Lots of fun :)
     
  3. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:10 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Mine....



    Went to ATM



    Drew out



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    Hookers
     
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  4. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:12 PM
    War Machine

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    From slots to sluts.
     
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  5. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:13 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Gotta love Vegas!
     
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  6. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:15 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    No...what?:notsure:
     
  7. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:15 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    So where did they learn that behaviour then?
     
  8. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:15 PM
    War Machine

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    I forgot to mention the last thing I said before I lost the money: “No f-ing way it lands on red five times in a row!”
     
  9. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:16 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  10. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:17 PM
    War Machine

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    Landed on the same f-ing number, I shit you not.
     
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  11. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:17 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    SOB!!!
     
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  12. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:18 PM
    jewsNbrews

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  13. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:22 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:

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  14. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:24 PM
    jewsNbrews

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  15. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:25 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Save that for NOTA she says that a lot!
     
  16. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:26 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    :rofl:
     
  17. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:26 PM
    War Machine

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  18. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:31 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I'm leaving.....looks like trouble is coming.

    :rofl::rofl:

    How long are you staying? Going anywhere else?
    I'm about 3 hours southeast of there.
     
  19. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:40 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  20. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:51 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    @rons23 I was just watching the 10:00 news. 13" of rain in Kitty Hawk? Everything OK down there?
     
  21. Jul 30, 2018 at 7:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  22. Jul 30, 2018 at 8:07 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    So not $700, but a lot to me. I was on travel in CT and a guy that worked for me, I'll call him Rich because that's his name, wanted to go to Foxwoods, he was leaving the next day. I said I'd go but I don't know anything about casino gambling. He said he likes to play blackjack and to sit next to him. He'd coach me. I said alright, I'll budget $100. Because of the time of night the cheapest blackjack tables were $35.
    Transcipt:
    Me: first hand lost $35
    Me: second hand pair of 8s
    Rich: you have to split them
    Me: huh?
    Rich: seperate them and play two hands
    Me: OK
    Dealer: $35 more
    Me: huh?
    Dealer: $35 each
    Me: OK, cash from pocket
    Me: next deal, another pair of 8s
    Rich: you should split them
    Me: again?
    Rich: yeah
    Me: OK, $35 more, cash from pocket
    Me: next deal, another pair of 8s, Rich????
    Rich: UMMM, I'm not going to say it, but split again
    Me: hard stare
    Dealer: you really should
    Pit boss: nods his head
    Me: another $35, more cash from pocket
    Me: next deal done
    Dealer: 21, takes all the money
    Rich: head in his hand, covering his eyes
     
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  23. Jul 30, 2018 at 8:26 PM
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    :rofl:

    Goodnight. Thanks for coming.
     
  24. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    FUCK NO!
     
  25. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I play low end tables
     
  26. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:48 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    I don't like you guys
     
  27. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:48 PM
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    :rofl: Don't get hammered next time
     
  28. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:49 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    Really don't like you guys
     
  29. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:50 PM
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    1UPPER Not A New Member

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    Flux capacitor!
    If your in Vegas I highly recommend Lake Side at the Wynn next to the water! They have shows on the water every 30min starting at 8:00. It was a perfect evening and the steak & dessert was amazing! A3219255-9A67-431A-A95F-080DEECDEA91.jpg
     
  30. Jul 30, 2018 at 9:51 PM
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    :notsure:
     
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