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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:06 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    See boys don't have to worry as much about my daughter's father as much as they should worry about their mother...
     
  2. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:08 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Thanks! I'll try
     
  3. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:08 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Very cute.
     
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  4. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:09 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    My shot gun cleaning skills may be a little rusty... :rofl:

    Nah, I got that shit down... but it’ll be clean before arrival.. “come look at my gun collection...”

    Or I do one of these... She’s got uncles that can play the role LOL

    https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE
     
  5. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:11 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Same here, I'm headed out to roll call site, couple miles away, b safe njoy your night
     
  6. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:13 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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  7. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:21 PM
    pbcolt

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    Truck going places it probably shouldn't...while staying on trail.

     
  8. Jul 25, 2018 at 8:34 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  9. Jul 25, 2018 at 9:10 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I picture him washing the truck with the gun in the back seat lol
     
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  10. Jul 25, 2018 at 9:11 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
     
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  11. Jul 25, 2018 at 9:12 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Show him the collection. Then ask which one his favorite is. The grab that one to clean and threaten use:rofl:
     
  12. Jul 25, 2018 at 9:14 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Looking good neighbor. Where you at? Blues, Cascades, or coastal mountains?
     
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  13. Jul 26, 2018 at 2:40 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Were in the city... and you want to keep it handy... so how about just 1911 at 6 o’clock owb with more chrome than my ‘17 SR5 stock grille... freshly polished.

    Washing the truck: I’m not wearing appendix or 3 o’clock.
    Owb so it’s obvious.
    Chrome so it catches the light. (Nickel is too dull)
    :rofl:
     
  14. Jul 26, 2018 at 2:40 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Good morning everyone ;)
     
  15. Jul 26, 2018 at 2:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning TJ!
     
  16. Jul 26, 2018 at 2:42 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  17. Jul 26, 2018 at 2:42 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Happy Thursday Bryan!
     
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  18. Jul 26, 2018 at 3:53 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    yeah-if-thursday-could-be-friday-that-would-be-great-almost-friday-meme.jpg
    Good morning everyone!
     
  19. Jul 26, 2018 at 3:55 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Morning good people
     
  20. Jul 26, 2018 at 3:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Boy I wish Thursday was Friday! Good morning Kevin!
     
  21. Jul 26, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Steve!
     
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  22. Jul 26, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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  23. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:00 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE
     
  24. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:07 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  25. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:09 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning gentlemen! Headed back in from my late lunch!
     
  26. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:10 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Hola Chica
     
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  27. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:45 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  28. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:46 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    So what you guys are saying is you don’t like days off, you like the anticipation of days off?? If you’re going to make a wish.. why not wish for Saturday? :rofl:
     
  29. Jul 26, 2018 at 4:55 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Well it doesn't really matter to me right now. Everyday is Saturday to me. I'm off work at least till Aug 20th. :D
     
  30. Jul 26, 2018 at 5:08 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Que “thank god it’s Monday” Nofx
    https://youtu.be/YZyLyKYnLoE

    (Lyrics for those who can’t stand punk)


    I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays
    Cause they feel like Saturdays
    When you don't gotta go to work
    Every day is a holiday
    I wake up when I want to
    I do anything I wanna do
    Can't wait for Tuesday

    I really never liked Fridays (I don't)
    I can't do what I wanna do (Like to)
    Sold out at the movies (Go out)
    Can't eat at the restaurants (Weekends)
    Everybody want a good time
    But the bar's full of cigarette smoke
    I think I'll stay home
    I think I'll wait for Monday

    I live a 5 day weekend
    I gotta year long holiday
    Thank God it's Monday
    The only place that I gotta be
    Is at the show or on the first tee
    Thank God for irony
    Nevermind the aggravation
    Modulation
    Gimme another key

    I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)
    Cause they're kinda like Christmas (New Years)
    Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)
    Are a little like Hanukkah (Every day is good)
    Thursday's Thanksgiving
    I'm talking about good living
    I'll think I give thanks
    Thank God it's Monday
    Thank God it's Monday
    Thank God it's Monday
    (Montag ist sehr gut)
    Thank God it's Monday (Monday is my favorite time of year)
    Thank God it's Monday
    Thank God it's Monday
    (Yom sheny tov)
    Thank God it's Monday


    Read more: NOFX - Thank God Its Monday Lyrics | MetroLyrics
     

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