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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 21, 2018 at 5:26 PM
    NoKenDo

    NoKenDo New Member

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    See what I did there?
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  2. Jul 21, 2018 at 6:24 PM
    Part_time

    Part_time Not a new member

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    Well there you go 2 answers one post thanks, guy must have not met the physical requirements to be a delivery man
     
  3. Jul 21, 2018 at 6:27 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I could have carried both sliders in by myself. Js
     
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  4. Jul 21, 2018 at 6:34 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Maybe his estrogen was a little elevated that day?!
     
  5. Jul 21, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    Part_time

    Part_time Not a new member

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    When I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth
     
  6. Jul 21, 2018 at 6:50 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Cousins house. No idea.
     
  7. Jul 21, 2018 at 8:06 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Or maybe he just had a whole bunch of sand in his clit
     
  8. Jul 21, 2018 at 8:08 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I just left the gas station and as I walked out of the store back to my truck a high schooler with a 2009 Toyota Tundra told me that my truck was badass:D
     
  9. Jul 21, 2018 at 9:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Drove up to see some family

     
  10. Jul 21, 2018 at 10:31 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Took a hike today with the fandamily, heres the view from the destination. My neighbourhood is toward the left side of the second picture.

     
  11. Jul 21, 2018 at 10:37 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Sorry, forgot 1 pic at a time... heres the second one.

     
  12. Jul 22, 2018 at 3:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Nice view!
     
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  13. Jul 22, 2018 at 3:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  14. Jul 22, 2018 at 3:40 AM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    :rofl:You said clit. :dancingbacon:
     
  15. Jul 22, 2018 at 3:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ron!
     
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  16. Jul 22, 2018 at 4:14 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    5xsyFxF.jpg
    Yep that's me been up since 4. Morning everyone!
     
  17. Jul 22, 2018 at 4:15 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kevin!
     
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  18. Jul 22, 2018 at 4:21 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  19. Jul 22, 2018 at 5:10 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning Bryan
    Yes.... yes i did :D Good morning
    Good morning!
     
  20. Jul 22, 2018 at 5:13 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree! You are always wanting guy pictures when we post girls so here you go. Lol
    [​IMG]
     
  21. Jul 22, 2018 at 5:13 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Morning Bree
     
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  22. Jul 22, 2018 at 5:26 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Uh huh..... here's one for you Bryan:p;)

     
  23. Jul 22, 2018 at 5:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I think I just ate my breakfast for the second time!:puke:
     
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  24. Jul 22, 2018 at 5:34 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    about how i felt with your pic..... only it would be my dinner i ate again;):p:rofl:
     
  25. Jul 22, 2018 at 6:41 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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  26. Jul 22, 2018 at 6:43 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Good morning!

    I think this is he right thread for that...
    :rofl:
     
  27. Jul 22, 2018 at 6:49 AM
    HighDesertSurfer

    HighDesertSurfer Surf The Dirt

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    Beautiful!...looks like the Hobbit Shire in Middle Earth! :)
     
  28. Jul 22, 2018 at 6:52 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE, great visit with Mom n sis, headed back home
     
  29. Jul 22, 2018 at 7:00 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning!
     
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  30. Jul 22, 2018 at 7:01 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning TJ!
     

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