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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 19, 2018 at 12:37 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Yeah I'm familiar with the Honda plant in Marysville, so I figured that's why you were going that way. I almost started working a job there for the railroad years ago.
     
  2. Jul 19, 2018 at 12:46 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    A friend of mine who was a Honda mechanic for 25 years recommend this guy to me they had worked together for many years!
     
  3. Jul 19, 2018 at 12:48 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Thanks guys. We got lucky with just some minor bumps. Car has gap insurance in case it’s totaled. I still haven’t seen it.
    One thing I failed to do was to teach them to take pictures at an accident scene. Neither thought to do it. What to do in case of an accident is going to be the topic of our next family meeting.
     
  4. Jul 19, 2018 at 1:19 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    It’s a learning process for the youngsters. They’ll be well versed for the future
     
  5. Jul 19, 2018 at 1:23 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Heck with it !!!
    Let er rain !!!
     
  6. Jul 19, 2018 at 1:43 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    Airbags deployed. Usually that means totaled. right? that or they have to replace most of the interior and the 50 million airbags they put in cars these days lol
     
  7. Jul 19, 2018 at 1:59 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Taking pictures is a must when my wife and daughter got in an accident the highway patrol forgot to take pictures then the other person tried to change the story. Lucky my wife took pictures!
     
  8. Jul 19, 2018 at 2:09 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Not too scary here yet, but that can change fast.

    I filled a good part of the Tundra’s box with deal cedar needles and branches from under my hedges, am hauling it away shortly. The stuff burns like gas when dry - don’t need embers landing in that should things take a major turn for the worse. And it looks much better.

    I know, cedar hedges aren’t the best for fire prevention, but the privacy is still worth a lot. One clean of dead debris is a good compromise.
     
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  9. Jul 19, 2018 at 2:15 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Pics of the scene are great. But can I suggest a dash cam too?
     
  10. Jul 19, 2018 at 2:45 PM
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    They're squared off like so you can grill them. Grilled hotdog buns are a game changer.
     
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  11. Jul 19, 2018 at 3:05 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I know! Can’t wait for this invention to arrive west.
     
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  12. Jul 19, 2018 at 4:18 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  13. Jul 19, 2018 at 4:22 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Since you’re up north, I bet you have easy access to Vienna Beef dogs. I have to order them. Grocery stores here don’t carry them. I’ve searched far and wide for a better tasting brand, but nothing’s close.
     
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  14. Jul 19, 2018 at 4:25 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Hey, that’s my rose contact! What the hell?
     
  15. Jul 19, 2018 at 4:57 PM
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    That's all we eat. Love that snap of the casing. Most of the restaurants around serve them also.
     
  16. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:18 PM
    buckeyes1975

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    What the hell did you shove that bottle of Corona in to.
     
  17. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:21 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    It's called trechas chile powder with beer salt
     
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  18. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:23 PM
    War Machine

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    Really happy for you. :(
     
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  19. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:25 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Get a painting of your Tundra
     
  20. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:25 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    *Checks into hotel*

    Clerk: We’re doing a little renovation so you might hear a little something.

    Me: Great. As long as it’s not the people next door, right?

    She lost it.
     
  21. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:36 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Are you sure?

    :puke:
     
  22. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:37 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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  23. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:41 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    I spy with my little eye.... you do an engine swap on something at some point?
     
  24. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:48 PM
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    LS motor/trans going into the TJ. Motor is behind bike
     
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  25. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:49 PM
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    No thanks. My motor is fine and trans isn’t my thing. I’ll pay it forward.
     
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  26. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:50 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    I know your in Mexico so I wasn't sure where it had been.
     
  27. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:50 PM
    Sas

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    Lost track after #1.
    Nice, which LS you putting in it? 4L80E tranny I take it?
     
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  28. Jul 19, 2018 at 5:56 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Which one is that? :dancingbacon:
     
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  29. Jul 19, 2018 at 6:04 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Meh. Already seen you.
     
  30. Jul 19, 2018 at 6:04 PM
    T500

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    Cool :drunk:

    You need that t shirt :rofl:
     
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