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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 12, 2018 at 11:55 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    See some WHITE on that noggin of yours! Bet you thought you were going fast
     
  2. Jul 12, 2018 at 11:55 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Don't be cheap, buy the pic instead of taking a picture of the screen :rofl:
     
  3. Jul 12, 2018 at 11:56 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
  4. Jul 12, 2018 at 11:57 AM
    T500

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  5. Jul 12, 2018 at 11:57 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    He needs MOD money for Betsy, let him be
     
  6. Jul 12, 2018 at 12:09 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Pfft. I bought family photos last night at dinner.
     
  7. Jul 12, 2018 at 12:10 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    We want proof
     
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  8. Jul 12, 2018 at 12:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    A photo? It’s at the hotel.
     
  9. Jul 12, 2018 at 12:21 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Njoy your day
     
  10. Jul 12, 2018 at 12:45 PM
    nystareshatrin

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    Thank you!
     
  11. Jul 12, 2018 at 12:52 PM
    nystareshatrin

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    So things I have learned in the first few days of driving my baby:

    1. This thing is fucking huge, especially compared to a Honda Civic
    2. I have a serious issue with driving between the lines apparently
    3. I’m one of those chicks that can’t just park a truck. I have to pull in, back out, and then pull in again all the while still parking like an asshole.

    The Caliber saga will continue this weekend with our first camping trip together.

    38ADA2E7-91F9-4A95-AE87-9113702506D6.jpg
     
  12. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:07 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Ya need a TUNDRAS.com decal like your Sisssssster! :p get one from @Bob
     
  13. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:08 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    I do the same austin powers shit when i pull in. Backing in I can usually hit it on the first go... but I usually back in so maybe pulling in just needs more practice...
     
  14. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:10 PM
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    I always park like a cnut so people stay away
     
  15. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:12 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::(:(:(:( but I'm almost an hour away from Dallas.....




    Poor snowman:rofl:
     
  16. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:12 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek::eek::eek:
     
  17. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:12 PM
    T500

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    Truth
     
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  18. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    We need to get you the FRAC and a camera for the front and install it when you are here
     
  19. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:19 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    I've parked on the line before... this morning in fact.
    It was 5am in a strip mall in a front spot. I got out and just said "Fuckit It's 5am" someone left the the space I was riding, and parked on the other side.. then someone (in a tahoe) parked between us.. There was a stall and a third on the otherside of me!! :|
    I havent had much luck with parking like an asshole... usually I'm the one that ends up getting screwed... and not in an enjoyable way.
     
  20. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:21 PM
    T500

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    9 Times out of ten people stay away because they don’t wanna get hit by a truck, but there’s always a bigger cunt that around that’ll squeeze in
     
  21. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:42 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    The Tahoe was one of these shitty woman drivers.....








    not to say all women or shitty drivers... just that most shitty drivers are women... from a mans perspective :)
     
  22. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:42 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
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  23. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Ok I'm calmed down now. Fucking delivery driver woke me up (not the issue) and asks me where i want my package. Tell him right over here (point to an area just inside my door way). He looks at me and says "I'm not bringing the package all the way from the truck to in here! It's heavy!"

    I looked at him like he lost his mind and said "Excuse me?!"

    Him: "It weighs 200lbs! No way am I'm bringing it all the way over here. I'll drop them off in the driveway. "

    Me: o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O "Ummmmm.... like hell! I know what you are delivering and unless you are going to pay to replace them they are going to be brought in here. I'll even help."

    Him: "It's heavy."

    Me: "Well it isn't moving itself. Let's go. I want to go back to sleep."

    Go out to the delivery truck and he looks at me and says "guessing you don't want these damaged so i can't push them to the end of the truck".

    Me In my head: if you fuck the package up I'm going to crawl into the back of this truck and throat punch the fuck out of you and stomp your dick a few times and then clean up the blood with that white afro of yours, you dumb cunt!

    Me to him: "off course i don't want it damaged. Would you want your package damaged?????":facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    He maneuvers the package to the end of the truck where we list it off and carry it in the house. He repeats himself multiple times shit it being heavy. He even split the package (with my approval..... it was only plastic wrap anyways holding 2 pieces together) for easier carrying. I grab an end and he grabs an end....i carry it one handed from the back of his truck, across the street, up my drive, & into my house. we set it down and go back for the other part. He didn't say another word to me about how heavy it was.... just carried the rest in and had me sign for it.

    The dude was a total cunt. YOU DELIVER PACKAGES FOR A FUCKING LIVING ASSHOLE.... which means you BRING the package to the door!!!

    This is just for him:



     
  24. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
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    4x4_Angel

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    Of course from a man perspective.....
     
  26. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:48 PM
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    What a cunt, should have thrown stones at him
     
  27. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:50 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    We'll between not feeling good, being woken up by pounding on my door, and his shitty attitude it would have be a lot worse than stones thrown at him....
     
  28. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:50 PM
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  29. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:55 PM
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  30. Jul 12, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    T500

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    He probably has a small willy
     
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