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2018. Im back but with a new lemon. I mean Tundra. I snap nipples.

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Elk Hunter, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. Jun 19, 2018 at 9:34 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Oh... you don't know..... you assume :p
     
  2. Jun 19, 2018 at 9:34 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  3. Jun 19, 2018 at 9:38 AM
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    tomsinamerica

    tomsinamerica New Member

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    no my dearest, I just dream.


    Look, let's get this shit back on track.... homeboy's truck took out 27,413 mailboxes and plunged off the white cliffs of dover all while being chased by a cop at 95mph.

    wait a minute. Did the cop fall of the cliff too?

    If a car fell of a cliff and no-one posts about it, was his dashboard really warped, or just his mind?
     
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  4. Jun 19, 2018 at 9:39 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADER,RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    That was a good movie ^
     
  5. Jun 19, 2018 at 9:43 AM
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    Jengel451

    Jengel451 Misanthropist

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    Sorry, I wasn't helping this at all.....

    If the post is about mailbox posts, what sort of post is it really?
     
  6. Jun 19, 2018 at 10:06 AM
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    D1227

    D1227 New Member

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    Wait wait...before we solve this problem
    Can i get a link to those Hitachi fokbots?
     
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  7. Jun 19, 2018 at 10:38 AM
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    moonshineheadache

    moonshineheadache New Member

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    Flux capacitor, Pimp-hand lotion dispenser, air mattress and Unicorn piss flex-fuel converter (it blows rainbows out the back)
    "9 days after I bought it, my friend was driving us to work and with a cop car behind us he set the cruise control from 45 to 55 via speedo gauge. He took the corner at 95 mph almost taking out 45 mailboxes and then off a 32 foot cliff. At this point I am pissed." - OP

    I think what he really meant to say was "9 days after I realized I should have gone for the Platinum package from the Trinidad Clinic for Gender Reassignment, my friend was driving me from behind with a cop uniform on...he set the cruise control from 45 to 55 and removed all but his speedo. He took the corner...yadda, yadda, yadda...at 95 mph almost taking out 45 Hummel figurines that I have displayed in my bedroom and then fell ON 32 feet of Big Cliff McGhee. At this point, I've been pissed on many times..."

    I mean really...cut this poor guy some slack. He's been through alot and had his story a little mixed up considering the circumstances.
     
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  8. Jun 19, 2018 at 10:40 AM
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    Jengel451

    Jengel451 Misanthropist

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    wow....I think you had the right decoder ring. Nailed it.
     
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  9. Jun 19, 2018 at 10:46 AM
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    D1227

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    You win....
     
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  10. Jun 19, 2018 at 11:35 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  11. Jun 19, 2018 at 11:54 AM
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    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    No outside THERMOMITER?! What a TRAVISTY! No wonder he had to have it towed everywhere!! How has no one else brought this important detail up in the comments?!


    Seriously though... wtf?! ... thanks for the important detail?

    “So there I was... getting mugged in broad daylight by a guy in full body armor and an M4 pointed at my face... btw, did I mention I had a little gum on my shoe?”
     
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  12. Jun 19, 2018 at 12:11 PM
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    D1227

    D1227 New Member

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    What kind of gum like bazooka red or white orbitz?
     
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  13. Jun 19, 2018 at 12:11 PM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I bet it was Big Red
     
  14. Jun 19, 2018 at 12:13 PM
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    Jengel451

    Jengel451 Misanthropist

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    Gums you say????? download (1).jpg
     
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  15. Jun 19, 2018 at 12:17 PM
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    D1227

    D1227 New Member

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    Is that even around any more
     
  16. Jun 19, 2018 at 1:12 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I’m right where I need to be
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    Pretty much all of them with the right folks involved
     
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  17. Jun 19, 2018 at 1:26 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    It was probably fruit stripe gum
     
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  18. Jun 19, 2018 at 1:46 PM
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    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Definitely Fruit Stripe... damn zebras...
     
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  19. Jun 19, 2018 at 1:52 PM
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    Jengel451

    Jengel451 Misanthropist

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    Damn Fruit Stripe gum.....
    fruit-stripe-gum-296610.jpg
     
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  20. Jun 19, 2018 at 1:55 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Don’t you know it! That’s because it loses its flavor after five seconds.
     
  21. Jun 19, 2018 at 5:21 PM
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    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    That's not as bad as the gum you use to get in those TOPPS baseball cards lol.
     
  22. Jun 19, 2018 at 6:14 PM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    74FD4455-B90C-44E1-B11D-68166D4F316F.jpg
     
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  23. Jun 19, 2018 at 7:50 PM
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Really? Twitterpated was from Bambi. The same movie that my 4 year old said, out loud, "some hunter's going to have a nice meal" right after Bambi's mother got shot.
     
  24. Jun 19, 2018 at 7:54 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Never seen Bambi, new a Bambi once. Nope, not a stage name either!
     
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  25. Jun 19, 2018 at 8:02 PM
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    I think he misspelled his screen name. Supposed to be "El Kunter". It's Spanish for 'The Kunter'.
     
  26. Jun 19, 2018 at 8:03 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    #ElkHumper
     
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  27. Jun 19, 2018 at 9:41 PM
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Well dammit. Now I have to erase the history, cookies and stuff I don't know what it is off of my computer. When my wife gets ads for this she'll ask why? "It's for the truck honey." Yep that will fly.
    And, is that really a thing?????
     
  28. Jun 19, 2018 at 10:46 PM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol yes...
    Just tell her your spicing up the bed room time
     
  29. Jun 20, 2018 at 4:33 AM
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  30. Jun 21, 2018 at 9:34 AM
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    HecticEnergy

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    https://www.f150forum.com/f2/has-anyone-s-cruise-control-gone-wacko-419121/#post5813317

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    "A bunch" I dont think is descriptive enough. The people will need to know EXACTLY how many mail boxes inorder to correctly diagnose the problem.. Also... was your outside thermometer working?
    :rofl:
     
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