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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 13, 2018 at 4:02 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    Taking this and getting in the pool. Problem is the wife's mowing the backyard and I won't be able to hear the music :p
    20180613_185409.jpg
     
  2. Jun 13, 2018 at 4:03 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Tell her join you and mow later
     
  3. Jun 13, 2018 at 4:36 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Great idea
     
  4. Jun 13, 2018 at 4:44 PM
    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    White 2015 Tundra DC SR5 TRD 4x4 5.7L, White 2003 Sequoia 2WD
    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    A neighbor of mine was telling me about getting a new mower.


    He said his wife was having a hard time starting the old one...:eek::smack:




    I will say my mom was a badass and did all that kind of stuff by herself when I was little.
    Until I got a awesome stepdad. And then when I got older.
     
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  5. Jun 13, 2018 at 4:47 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    That's Rum...................YUM
     
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  6. Jun 13, 2018 at 5:15 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I like a bit of Rum, got a bottle of Sailor Jerry that someone left at my house

    :drunk:
     
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  7. Jun 13, 2018 at 5:17 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Make a drink, :cheers:
     
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  8. Jun 13, 2018 at 5:23 PM
    BROGAN

    BROGAN FNG

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    Just ceck out build thread in sig
    Test post please ignore...if you think you can ignore this gud boy.

     
  9. Jun 13, 2018 at 6:10 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Can't ignore him !!!
    Sleepy puppers!!
     
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  10. Jun 13, 2018 at 6:11 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    LIGHTENING BUGS ARE OUT :yay:!!!
     
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  11. Jun 13, 2018 at 6:14 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Not here, late this year
     
  12. Jun 13, 2018 at 6:15 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    I am watching the dog watch them !!
     
  13. Jun 13, 2018 at 6:19 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :worthless:
     
  14. Jun 13, 2018 at 9:22 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Yeah me n the co-worker. Basically a shitty road but some good technical ( for the rental) spots. Nothing serious lol
    Not about to get stranded in the wilderness out here. The mosquitos are getting terrible.
     
  15. Jun 14, 2018 at 2:02 AM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    Sorry @4x4_Angel.... life got hectic... but I found you a thing

    A4B546F2-72F1-4F86-92EE-501033233E21.jpg
     
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  16. Jun 14, 2018 at 2:39 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I love you! You are awesome!
     
  17. Jun 14, 2018 at 2:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  18. Jun 14, 2018 at 2:46 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  19. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:06 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  20. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:06 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    GOOD MORNING TUNDRA CREW!
     
  21. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Gino!
     
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  22. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:41 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    MORNING EVERYONE
     
  23. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:56 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.
    Have a great/safe day.
     
  24. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:56 AM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    Good morning everybody I'm 3 hours in to my day as I make the trip South to San Antonio.********* here I come.
     
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2018
  25. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:07 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE
     
  26. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:14 AM
    D1227

    D1227 New Member

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    One day closer to the weekend.
    Good morning people
     
  27. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:14 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No..
    Just up waaaaaaay too early. Might starting graves in 2 weeks though
     
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  28. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:16 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You too!!
     
  29. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:16 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    have fun!
     
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  30. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:16 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We start at 2am
     
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