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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:51 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    And wouldnt you know....here comes the rain lol
     
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  2. Jun 4, 2018 at 3:05 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    All your fault...shouldn't have washed your truck:D
     
  3. Jun 4, 2018 at 4:33 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I FUKIN HATE PLUMBING!!!!!
     
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  4. Jun 4, 2018 at 4:35 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  5. Jun 4, 2018 at 4:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  6. Jun 4, 2018 at 4:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    o_O
     
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  7. Jun 4, 2018 at 4:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Too all that LIKED
     
  8. Jun 4, 2018 at 5:45 PM
    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    I do it every day, I hate it too LOL. I got sucked into it really young. I was helping my uncle on side jobs since I was 12 and got a job as a apprentice at 18. Always thought I would do something sweet and this was good pay in the meantime. The firefighter thing never really worked out. I guess it would’ve helped if it was more than just a dream and I actually applied myself. But instead I bought cars and toys and never went for it. Plumbing pays the bills and I’m good at it, also I do enjoy the challenge.
     
  9. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:05 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  10. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:44 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  11. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  12. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Hey! Don't judge us! :rofl:
     
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  13. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:49 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  14. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:51 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    He didn't complain! Next time will be at Hooters!
     
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  15. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:57 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  16. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:58 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Who's picking me up at the airport? :plane:
     
  17. Jun 4, 2018 at 6:59 PM
    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    My wife loves that place. I think it’s aight. I make my own wings on the barbecue, so They’ve got to be really good for me to want to go there. Actually I never order wings anywhere because I prefer my own LOL
     
  18. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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  19. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    I prefer BWW over Hooters wings
     
  20. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:10 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Changed out wax ring, n drain for washer was clogged up
     
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  21. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:12 PM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    Next time you're in town will go to BWW. Now quit crying
     
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  22. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:13 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Got 4 foot tall Rhubarb?

    rubard0.jpg
    rubarb1.jpg
     
  23. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:14 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    X2:thumbsup:
     
  24. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Go do some de chroming
     
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  25. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    lol, go do some de- mgming
     
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  26. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:31 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Better yet...add some chrome so we can give you some s**t.............
     
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  27. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    mice.jpg
     
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  28. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:34 PM
    Larmand

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    It's got a little
     
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  29. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:47 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    So, moral of the story- judging by the front plates is all of you enjoy mustache rides?
     
  30. Jun 4, 2018 at 7:59 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Me!?!?
     
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