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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:53 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Im your ....DADDY
     
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  2. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:53 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    @nystareshatrin see what you are doing?!:facepalm:
     
  3. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:53 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I was thinking necklace but to each their own lol
     
  4. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:54 PM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    Lol... the paper I wrote about acid baths that I sent to you is a better aiding and abetting than the pig idea lol
     
  5. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:54 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Pfffffft!:rofl: nope!
     
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  6. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:54 PM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    ...
     
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  7. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:55 PM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    The intent is to not have evidence that leads back to you
     
  8. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:55 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: that paper was bad ass..... God help me if something ever happens to anyone i know.... I'm screwed:rofl:
     
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  9. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:55 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    ...Yep
     
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  10. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:55 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Told you guys to start a separate thread for this. Look how many replies and ideas already :SMH:
     
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  11. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    ... .. ......... .
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    Well not totally. I can be an expert witness on your behalf and I won’t even charge for my services
     
  13. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    In your dreams

     
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  14. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Who put a quarter in you??
     
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  15. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:57 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    You are my dreams ???....:rofl:
     
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  17. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:57 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    No one. You put a quarter for me to shut up LOL
     
  18. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Better not! I'm family! Your blood BFF! Your favorite!
     
  19. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:58 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    How's the view today ??? Screenshot_20180529-181928.jpg
     
  20. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  21. Jun 4, 2018 at 1:59 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::anonymous:
     
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  22. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:00 PM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    You right tho
     
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  23. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:00 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    Screenshot_20180529-181351.jpg Screenshot_20180529-181204.jpg Screenshot_20180529-181625.jpg
     
  24. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:03 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Like this!

    [​IMG]

    Gray, cold and depressing :(
















    :stirthepot:
     
  25. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:04 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl:
     
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  26. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:04 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    :D
     
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  27. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:09 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Fixed:smack:
     
  28. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:14 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I know I know...just couldn't help being a smart ass:p
     
  29. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:41 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Only 303 miles to go til next picture. IMG_20180603_163740881.jpg
     
  30. Jun 4, 2018 at 2:49 PM
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    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    My buddy at DCSigns. Youd be looking at between 4 and 5k...
     

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