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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 2, 2018 at 8:27 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    In a few minutes I'll have all three gkids. Son worked a double shift. Guess I'll have to play some more Morrissey again :eek:.......Fun times.
     
  2. Jun 2, 2018 at 8:28 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What about the song, "How soon is now'' by The Smiths , that's a good song!
     
  3. Jun 2, 2018 at 8:28 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    How about the Pixies!!!
     
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  4. Jun 2, 2018 at 8:29 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Siouxsie and the Banshees, not afraid to admit I had a dark goth side back in day
     
  5. Jun 2, 2018 at 8:32 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  6. Jun 2, 2018 at 9:48 AM
    RangerBP

    RangerBP SC Expat. Go gamecocks.

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  7. Jun 2, 2018 at 9:56 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Nice Yak!!!
     
  8. Jun 2, 2018 at 12:18 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Washed, clayed, waxed and ready!

    730BCF0B-B2F9-487F-B9C2-625946D40EB0.jpg

    Smooth as my a$$!

    Thanks @SouthBoundSteve for always being available to answer questions.
     
  9. Jun 2, 2018 at 12:31 PM
    ZPMAN

    ZPMAN 2nd place is the 1st looser

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    Anyone know what this piston came from? It is real and heavy. 20180602_142648.jpg
     
  10. Jun 2, 2018 at 12:33 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I wana say all that hair you have on your chin ya have on your ass
     
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  11. Jun 2, 2018 at 12:38 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lol :notsure:
     
  12. Jun 2, 2018 at 12:41 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Grassy ass!
     
  13. Jun 2, 2018 at 1:01 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Thanks!

    @ARamirez73 knows about it and apparently it ain’t as smooth as the truck :rofl:
     
  14. Jun 2, 2018 at 1:37 PM
    ZPMAN

    ZPMAN 2nd place is the 1st looser

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    Piston is from a Colt-Pielstick V16 makes about 8,000 hp they use them on ships and power plants.
     
  15. Jun 2, 2018 at 1:56 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    First time drinking this lol. I remember my mom drinking them back in the early 90’s. I’ll need to check for jolly ranchers.

    A6ACAD78-F685-4BD9-AAB5-670F98675B80.jpg
     
  16. Jun 2, 2018 at 2:09 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Maybe a man card, too.
     
  17. Jun 2, 2018 at 2:16 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Pfft. Anyone who knows me or has been to the house knows good and well I drink some good beer and liquor :thumbsup:
     
  18. Jun 2, 2018 at 2:43 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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  19. Jun 2, 2018 at 3:05 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :eek:
     
  20. Jun 2, 2018 at 3:06 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Saw that in the liquor store earlier.

    What is it?
     
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  21. Jun 2, 2018 at 3:17 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Looking good Jose even if it is Wh...Wh...White!:anonymous::boink:
     
  22. Jun 2, 2018 at 3:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    5% Sprite
     
  23. Jun 2, 2018 at 3:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :smack:
     
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    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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  25. Jun 2, 2018 at 4:10 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :thumbsup::cheers:
     
  26. Jun 2, 2018 at 4:45 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :puke:In a bottle
     
  27. Jun 2, 2018 at 4:55 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Just replaced my battery today. Compustar remote stopped working.
    Any idea how to reset the remotes?
     
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  28. Jun 2, 2018 at 4:58 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I have none of my 12v outlets working...

    :mad:
     
  29. Jun 2, 2018 at 5:06 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    ''grows vagina's.
     
  30. Jun 2, 2018 at 5:15 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    COME ON !
    Give him a
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    YUM
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