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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 23, 2018 at 2:27 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. May 23, 2018 at 2:29 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I don't know about the base but our wing is shut down for that day. We are off on Monday already so we're observing the holiday on Friday
     
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  3. May 23, 2018 at 2:30 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I am working I have other shit to do besides pull up the freaking floor. That's what law ranking are winter for LOL
     
  4. May 23, 2018 at 2:31 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Nooooooooo
     
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  5. May 23, 2018 at 2:31 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :spy:
     
  6. May 23, 2018 at 2:35 PM
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    smslavin New Member

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    But you’d only get the camera without lenses... :annoyed:

    Still, I want one. As much as I hate to say it, or admit it, the right gear makes an impression both in a physical sense and a digital one. The industry is so tight these days that any difference from your neighbor can be a big one.
     
  7. May 23, 2018 at 2:36 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    True.

    I’ll ask at work if we can get one

    :rofl:
     
  8. May 23, 2018 at 2:37 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Sounds like a lot of fun!!
     
  9. May 23, 2018 at 2:59 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    It's not always about who has the bigger lens . . .
     
  10. May 23, 2018 at 3:10 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Mines bigger then yours...

    :anonymous:
     
  11. May 23, 2018 at 3:11 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    So. Mine is wider.
     
  12. May 23, 2018 at 3:12 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl:
     
  13. May 23, 2018 at 3:15 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Mines thicker....:anonymous:
     
  14. May 23, 2018 at 3:15 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    wait. what? since when?

    kidding. i kid. i know that. you know that. some others may know that. but, unfortunately, it doesn't extend very far. i've also never been the super pushy used car salesman photographer. it's a handicap for sure but i don't want to go out there pretending to be someone i'm not. i do that now for the day job and it sucks. i've always worked by saying that like minds attract like minds and i've undertaken the very difficult lesson of learning how to say no.

    i just need like an extra 12 hours in the day and a few extra zeros on the bank account to really pull it all together.
     
  15. May 23, 2018 at 3:16 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :eek:
     
  16. May 23, 2018 at 3:17 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :D
     
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  17. May 23, 2018 at 3:18 PM
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    smslavin New Member

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  18. May 23, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    As long as the zeroes are AFTER the decimal, right? LOL
     
  19. May 23, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Damn right
     
  20. May 23, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  21. May 23, 2018 at 3:21 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Fleet week in NYC. Sailors everywhere

    :oldglory:
     
  22. May 23, 2018 at 3:21 PM
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    smslavin New Member

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    well, that depends. are we writing big numbers like everyone else in the world or as american?
     
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  23. May 23, 2018 at 3:21 PM
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  24. May 23, 2018 at 3:23 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    [​IMG]

    Something always told me you liked seamen.
     
  25. May 23, 2018 at 3:23 PM
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    Yum
     
  26. May 23, 2018 at 3:26 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    [​IMG]
     
  27. May 23, 2018 at 4:32 PM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Last half hour at work...:bored:
    So ready to leave for the day...:burnrubber:
     
  28. May 23, 2018 at 5:44 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    To quote Al Bundy: "I don't want to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

    I'm catching up on old posts. We spent a couple of days traveling and junk shopping. We saw a railroad track machine crossing the street just south of downtown Bowie Tx and I wondered if it was one of the Tundra crew. I didn't have time to snap a picture.
     
  29. May 23, 2018 at 5:48 PM
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    rvrats2 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

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    This is the family boat, ‘92, I left back in Illinois. I miss the water A Lot! But don’t miss Illinois! I’ll see it next week; brother says it probably doesn’t look good right now. I ordered some parts and am going to see if I can fix it up enough for my buddy in Gunnison, CO to buy. Then I can use t again!

    23383ED8-84A8-4ADF-9B81-51084C76CA72.jpg
     
  30. May 23, 2018 at 6:10 PM
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    smslavin New Member

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    Ready to rock n roll...

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