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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Mar 25, 2018 at 10:44 AM
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    Lol Red Green !! Possum Lodge !!!
     
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    "IT'S ALIVE " !!!!!!!!!!
     
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    IT IS !!!
    Then he is washing my truck !
     
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  4. Mar 25, 2018 at 10:53 AM
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    Haha!!!:bowdown:
     
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    Omg my phone is being stupid again...holy hell. This could become embarrassing.
     
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    Never too late for pumpkin season

     
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  7. Mar 25, 2018 at 11:23 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Lol not today going to wash mine and my wife's car then taking my kids to the movies.
     
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    Fine then, i suppose i will have to. Wait maybe not, nope not gonna, gonna get in it and drive it like i stole it.
     
    Notachickmagnet, Mar 25, 2018
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    20180325_135015.jpg
     
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  10. Mar 25, 2018 at 1:53 PM
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    What movie ??
     
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  11. Mar 25, 2018 at 2:12 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It was going to be Sherlock gnomes but they decided to color Easter eggs instead they watched a wrinkle in time last weekend.
     
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  12. Mar 25, 2018 at 2:33 PM
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    Tell me how you did! I want that!
     
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    Time for wine

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    What is that?? I was just trying to put a picture on the start up screen
     
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  15. Mar 25, 2018 at 4:22 PM
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    My son put it on his thumbdrive and then put it in my trucks USB port...then uploaded it :bananadance:
     
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    20180325_135821.jpg 20180325_135847.jpg
     
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  17. Mar 25, 2018 at 4:25 PM
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    SECRET SAUCE :anonymous:
     
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    Go to your computer and put the images on your thumb drive ....you can you tube how to do it from there !! :thumbsup:.....put the thumb drive in the USB Port ....watch the you tube videos
     
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    I was hoping to be able to transfer from my phone !
     
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    I don't know if you can....my 26 year old did it for me today with a thumb drive
     
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    Phone has been stupid all day, now darth is breathing over the camper speakers....uuggg
     
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    I couldnt with my phone. Cant remember to buy a thumb drive.
     
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    Tape a little post it more on your phone
     
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  25. Mar 25, 2018 at 4:45 PM
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    There he is ! Waaayy better than that scary picture!!
     
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    Thats even more scary!!!
     
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