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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:30 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Sorry....got a mouth full of chicklets. :D
     
  2. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:31 PM
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    Lmao !
     
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  3. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:32 PM
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    Lol......So what in the hell were you doing in HELL ?
     
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  4. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:37 PM
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    Felt the need to see if it really does freeze over. Everyone says i am going to hell, wondered what i should pack so i thought i would check it out before i really get there. AND just wanted some people to know that people in hell really are waiting for them, so i sent blank postcards to them from hell !
     
  5. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:39 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    That's funny right there. ...I don't care who you are ....20170906_165700.jpg
     
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  6. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:40 PM
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    I did not know anyone there either. I keep getting told i will know everyone...
     
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  7. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:43 PM
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    This is where I'm going Screenshot_20180324-224228.jpg
     
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  8. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:43 PM
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    They took a lighter and burnt the postcards, and they come postmarked from Hell !!
    Mainly bad excuse to just drive !
     
  9. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:44 PM
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    Someplace with the boogieman!?
     
  10. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:44 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    My spirit guide
     
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  11. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:45 PM
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    Boogieman is my spirit guide too
     
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  12. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:46 PM
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    It's an ANGEL o_O
     
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  13. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:46 PM
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    Oh
     
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  14. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:47 PM
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    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
  15. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:53 PM
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    There is a bar and burger joint there. I walked in 2 guys were eating, possibly drinking. Then an older couple were waiting on food. I sat down, guys started talking smack about Toyotas. When they left the same older couple and myself were there, bet they were surprised to see the Toyota parked beside their piece of shit !!!
     
  16. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:54 PM
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    If my spirit guide was an angel,that bitch burnt up
     
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  17. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:55 PM
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    :eek:
     
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    To explain myself better...looking for you and all your darkside
     
  19. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:56 PM
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    They no not....what they speak of
     
  20. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:57 PM
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    Been working on my little SLEEP”R”. This is my little Golf R 2.0T 4 Cylinder that puts 530HP to the ground. This is a fun little car that makes grown men cry!


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  21. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:57 PM
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    I am elusive.....for I am all that the Force cannot handle
     
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    I bet they stopped dead in their tracks! Dont take much to amuse me.
     
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  23. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:58 PM
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    Yes......I know :D :anonymous: :rofl:
     
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  24. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:59 PM
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    :headbang:
     
  25. Mar 24, 2018 at 10:59 PM
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    Hey !!
     
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  26. Mar 24, 2018 at 11:00 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    You !!!.....get off a my cloud....Hey ....you!!!!....get off a my cloud :rockband:
     
  27. Mar 24, 2018 at 11:00 PM
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    Bet it gets good gas mileage
     
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  28. Mar 24, 2018 at 11:02 PM
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    Night Night :wave:
     
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    Thanks! It handles well...I have the MSS lowering kit that uses the VW electronic dampening system. I dont track it but I like to race it in a straight line. It really is fun and it definitely shocks a lot of people.
     
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