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History of the Middle Finger

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Mar 15, 2018.

  1. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:33 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    The History of the Middle Finger:
    Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

    Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentalfricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

    And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. Didn't yew!!

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    Sounds credible :rofl:
     
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  2. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:48 PM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  4. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:57 PM
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    That's pretty cool info yew posted.:rofl:
     
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  5. Mar 15, 2018 at 7:07 PM
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    You’re right Jose, I know plucking everything now.

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    Wikipedia tells a different story...
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    You need to charge your phone
     
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    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    It's nice to have an invitation to post these. Thanks, Jose!
     
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    Post at will!
     
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