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  1. Mar 8, 2018 at 8:35 PM
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    THAT'S. ..RACIST !!!!!
     
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  2. Mar 8, 2018 at 8:36 PM
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    Chrome kept me home! :rofl:
     
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  5. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:18 PM
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    :D:D Kidnapped Jabba The Hutt
     
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    Lol, been out and about, lookin around. Everyone says it's quiet when I am not around :rofl:
     
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  7. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:45 PM
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    Were you gone ??? :D:rofl:
     
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    Not for long !!!
     
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  9. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:47 PM
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    You meet any Storm Poopers from this thread in CO ????
     
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  10. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:50 PM
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    No I didn't damn poppers !!:devil:
     
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  11. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:51 PM
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    NO !!!!...POOPERS !!!!
     
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    Anyone drive Skyline Drive in Canon City !?
    I think my SIL stopped breathing :rofl:
     
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  13. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:53 PM
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    Narrow....high altitude ...???
     
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    Narrow, don't know what altitude was
     
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  15. Mar 8, 2018 at 9:55 PM
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    Make her Donkey pucker ???
     
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    Funny you say that, she may of mentioned that about Pikes Peak:eek:
    Today she cussed and not AT me :rofl:
    Going to Royal Gorge tomorrow, she will love that !!!:devil:
     
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    Just bring a pint of clear springs for her to sip on ....should loosen her RIGHT UP :D
     
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    Nope...never been to CO....But I plan on making a 4 day trip this summer!!
     
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    Lifting my Tundra 8 " and will be rolling into Denver on 44"s :D:benchpress:
     
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    She did mention a drink
    Love it here. I had my dash Cam on so hopefully I will have cool video of it
     
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    Sounds like a bad country song
     
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    LMAOPDML!!!
     
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    OK, I always have to ask what's that stand for !!?? Think I know but not sure :help:
     
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    Pissing down my leg :rofl:
     
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    Good thing I asked :eek:
     
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    IMAG6701_1.jpg
     
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    Lol.....what did you think it meant ??? :devil:
     
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