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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 2, 2018 at 6:58 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    los camiones negros se llevan a todas las mujeres. Los camiones mgm son lentos y feos.
     
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    Casper3

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    Saw that yesterday, at chevy dealership?
     
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  3. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:01 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ahora si Cabron sigele!
     
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  4. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:01 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Why aren't you in AL yet???
     
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  5. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:07 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Lucky it’s not Newark NJ

    Shithole
     
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  6. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:07 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Want you bait the hook long enough you become a "master-baiter".:D
     
  7. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup:
     
  8. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yup
     
  9. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You live near Saint Louisville or Utica?
     
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  10. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:14 AM
    Casper3

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    Yeah right off 13
     
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  11. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:16 AM
    Casper3

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    Never been, but not that impressed with Newark OH :bored:
     
  12. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:50 AM
    sdhq_offroad

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  13. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:50 AM
    sdhq_offroad

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  14. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:51 AM
    Trooper2

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    Practice, Practice, Practice, Repeat. Lot and lots of practice.
     
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  15. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:53 AM
    dcsleeper408

    dcsleeper408 BASTRDS

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  16. Mar 2, 2018 at 7:57 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :rofl:
     
  17. Mar 2, 2018 at 9:19 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    Well Blue Thunder Tundra just got a new TRD Exhaust installed this morning! Think I went thru a half tank of Petro playing with the nannies off and in sport mode. Oh boy!! Happy Birthday to me. My Birthday is next Thursday but I will be in Nashville and Savannah Ga all next week.
     
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  18. Mar 2, 2018 at 9:24 AM
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    Half the state is out of power with this big ass snow storm ripping through. Makes me wonder how long I’m going to be without it. Maybe days?

    I hate winter!
     
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  19. Mar 2, 2018 at 9:24 AM
    Tacotundra

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    How much for this rack?
     
  20. Mar 2, 2018 at 9:29 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Happy Early Birthday!
     
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  21. Mar 2, 2018 at 9:46 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    incluso los camiones lentos y feos son divertidos pero dice nada.
    I hope I said it right, my spanish writing is rusty, I should have run this by the wife.
     
  22. Mar 2, 2018 at 9:49 AM
    fisherman951

    fisherman951 MT dreams

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    Good thing yiu guys are talking about big rigs
     
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  23. Mar 2, 2018 at 10:05 AM
    sdhq_offroad

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    We will have pricing available shortly.
     
  24. Mar 2, 2018 at 10:06 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  25. Mar 2, 2018 at 10:45 AM
    DaBoro54

    DaBoro54 Beach Fisher

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    Stay safe brother. Hope it comes back on quickly for ya. I just had a piece of fascia come off my house but that will wait till the wind dies down. I am not going to try and put that wind catcher back on now.
     
  26. Mar 2, 2018 at 10:49 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Ahhh! Im outnumbered. Need more Yotas!

     
  27. Mar 2, 2018 at 10:52 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    3 to 1 that’s a fare fight.
     
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  28. Mar 2, 2018 at 11:43 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    This storm is getting boring now.
     
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  29. Mar 2, 2018 at 11:46 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Good point :thumbsup:
     
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  30. Mar 2, 2018 at 11:47 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Out numbered, but never outgunned. That’s the saying I think
     

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