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  1. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:06 PM
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    That's what I'll be doing to the Mrs when I get home from work....she'll b making breakfast all week
     
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  2. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:07 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    We’ll yeah. Gotta come here with the snow.
     
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  3. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:07 PM
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  4. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:08 PM
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    :rofl:

    And I wait . . .


    :pccoffee:
     
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  5. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:10 PM
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    I figured !!!
     
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  6. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:11 PM
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    Later gators. Daddy needs to go to bed. Catch y’all in the am :hattip:
     
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  7. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:11 PM
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    SEMEN !! :wave:
     
    Darth Tundra, Feb 26, 2018
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  8. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:13 PM
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    You are a bunch of animals
     
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  9. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:14 PM
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    Buenos Noches
     
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  10. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:14 PM
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    :wave:
     
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  11. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:14 PM
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    Buenos Noches Amigos!
     
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  12. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:15 PM
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    :wave:
     
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  13. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:15 PM
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    :devil: :devil: :devil:....But we are CIVILIZED Animals ....is that a Contraceptive???...EH...EMM...I mean contradicktion ???? :D
     
    Darth Tundra, Feb 26, 2018
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  14. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:18 PM
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    Looks like we scared them all off again ! Only Some of us are civilized
     
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  15. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:18 PM
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    Final thought for the night....................





























    Hey @Darth Tundra
























    Get this...










    Screenshot_20180226-231626.jpg In black and put on your black truck!!!!
    LMAO







    PEACE OUT!!!
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 26, 2018
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  16. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:19 PM
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    I seen that on Amazon today!
     
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  17. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:19 PM
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    20170922_213118.jpg
     
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  18. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:20 PM
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    Bad dog!
     
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  20. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:22 PM
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    3 GIF'S ....DONT MAKE A RIGHT !!!
     
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  21. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:22 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  22. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:22 PM
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    I love PUG'S !!!
     
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  23. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:23 PM
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    I couldn't tell what it was!
     
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    "C" what eye did their ....didn't U ???...:D
     
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    You guys are fast with them !
     
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    Gotta b quick baby!!! Saved on phone
     
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    That's what she told you !!!...AND YOU SAID ...." IT'S IN MY NATURE "
     
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    I just have dirty truck pictures!
     
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  30. Feb 26, 2018 at 9:27 PM
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    Post em sweetie!!!! Cause no pics.....
     
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