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  1. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:44 PM
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    What am I looking @ here ..all I see is a WHITEOUT !!!....:D......:yes:.......:devil:
     
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  2. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:45 PM
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    I....love ....you......LONG TIME :D
     
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  3. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:46 PM
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    DOOOOOO......IT !!!!!!
     
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  4. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:47 PM
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  5. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:47 PM
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    I'll be hitting up several Toyota dealerships tomorrow or the next day... I'm picking one up
     
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  6. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:48 PM
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    20170911_063043.jpg
     
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  7. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:49 PM
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    LMAO....THATS GOOD!!
     
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  8. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:50 PM
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    Which one ??
     
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  9. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:52 PM
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    There like a handful of dealerships in the DFW area which ever is closest to me
     
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  10. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:53 PM
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    @Darth Tundra 1:40 mark MAYBE...MAYBE...IF......IF...MGM IS NOT OFFERED
     
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  11. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:54 PM
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    Screenshot_20180226-195253.jpg ....AHHH....NOW THAT'S ....SEXY
     
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  12. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:55 PM
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    Gen3 CM IMO
     
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  13. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:57 PM
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    Screenshot_20180226-215635.jpg
     
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  14. Feb 26, 2018 at 7:59 PM
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    I can't see the time marker....WHAT COLOR YOU GETTING ???
     
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  15. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:00 PM
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    Did u see whole vid?
     
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  16. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:02 PM
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    Midnight Black Metallic :headbang:
     
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  17. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:04 PM
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  18. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:08 PM
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    Black Metallic.....IS STILL ....BLACK Screenshot_20180223-193406.jpg
     
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  19. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:13 PM
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    Cow MANURE ?????
     
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  20. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:32 PM
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    Yep shit was getting deep!!
     
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  21. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:33 PM
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    :drool: :drool: :drool:
     
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  22. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:36 PM
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    I have never seen anything like this at the dealership I go to.
     
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  23. Feb 26, 2018 at 8:37 PM
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    That's cause......Everythings BIGGER IN TEXAS
     
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    WAAAAZZZUUUPPP...." NOTA" ????....You happen to know where Jackson Ohio is ???....My dad lives there
     
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    I know they have them! Because when I was in bitching/chewing ass they offered me one. I believe I said F--- your hat,you ruined 2 tires. Get me 2 tires!
     
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    WHOA.....WHOA.....WHOA !!!!....
     
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    There is 2 Jackson Ohio's one is North and one is in Southern Ohio. Do you ever visit?
     
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    I saw em in Houston
     
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    I want that dog !!!
     
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    He lives in the Southeast Jackson ...was there about 15 years ago
     
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