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  1. Feb 22, 2018 at 7:15 AM
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    Bailey

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    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    Good morning everyone!

    Fire alarm wake-up call for me. Had to walk the dog around the complex a few times while they got everything figured out.
     
    Bailey, Feb 22, 2018
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  2. Feb 22, 2018 at 7:16 AM
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    Lol that used to be a weekly thing over there. Some programming issues IIRC
     
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  3. Feb 22, 2018 at 7:28 AM
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    Bailey

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    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    I thought someone was getting their wake n' bake on :rasta:

    Hopefully it doesn't turn into a weekly thing
     
    Bailey, Feb 22, 2018
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  4. Feb 22, 2018 at 7:37 AM
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    speckmon

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    speckmon Must. Have. Pow.

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    Probably left their Eggos in the toaster too long
     
    speckmon, Feb 22, 2018
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  5. Feb 22, 2018 at 7:38 AM
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    OMG !! LMFAO !! Bastards pay your bills !!
     
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  6. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:16 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning!
     
    Prostar 190, Feb 22, 2018
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  7. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:49 AM
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    Dechromed emblem, now paint!

     
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  8. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:51 AM
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    speckmon

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    speckmon Must. Have. Pow.

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    what'd you peel that with? maybe it'll work on my grill...and mirrors...and handles...
     
    speckmon, Feb 22, 2018
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  9. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:52 AM
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    bleach
     
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  10. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:53 AM
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    speckmon

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    speckmon Must. Have. Pow.

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    nice, ho long did you soak it?
     
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  11. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:54 AM
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    mirrors and handles may be possible, grill is pretty large, it would take a lot of bleach and alot of time.
     
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  12. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:54 AM
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    The 956, TEXAS
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    :eek:
     
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  13. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:56 AM
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    A couple of weeks, I think it would have been faster if I sanded it a little bit before letting it sit in bleach and I made the mistake of not removing the 3M tape before.
     
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  14. Feb 22, 2018 at 8:56 AM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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  15. Feb 22, 2018 at 10:17 AM
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    The 956, TEXAS
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    KIMG0034.jpg
    What is that doing on railroad property?!?!?!
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 22, 2018
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  16. Feb 22, 2018 at 10:29 AM
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    Eating MGM’s and racing trains
     
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  17. Feb 22, 2018 at 10:34 AM
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    Rica25 Got Bam? IG ......@TNDRA08

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    Filming the next commercial pulling a Train
     
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  18. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:02 AM
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    The 956, TEXAS
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    Or me slapping a tie up it's.............
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Feb 22, 2018
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  19. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:25 AM
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    Had to take my truck into the dealership today. I'm at 124,501. Sounds like my fan clutch making noise so hopefully they've got the part in stock and they can do it before 4 pm today.
     
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  20. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:38 AM
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    #WHITEtrash

    :notsure:
     
    TXMiamiFan, Feb 22, 2018
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  21. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:47 AM
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    :rofl::bananadead:
     
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  22. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:51 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :smack:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Feb 22, 2018
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  23. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:57 AM
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    Was talking about the portable John in the background... we have on the track we don't use those anymore
     
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  24. Feb 22, 2018 at 12:22 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    LMFAO!
     
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  25. Feb 22, 2018 at 12:48 PM
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    T500

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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Another new pair of sneaks :yes:

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    T500, Feb 22, 2018
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  26. Feb 22, 2018 at 12:55 PM
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    You got some small feet :p
     
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  28. Feb 22, 2018 at 12:58 PM
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    That’s what she said :rofl:
     
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    Slut :eek:

    I told her not to tell anyone
     
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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