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  1. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:58 PM
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    This truck is the only vehicle I ever named. BETSY meet RICHARD
     
    Notachickmagnet, Feb 19, 2018
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  3. Feb 19, 2018 at 9:04 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  4. Feb 19, 2018 at 9:05 PM
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    Oh no-no-no
    Richard Rockhound
     
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  6. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:02 PM
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    I see.what you did there!!....:rofl:
     
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  7. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:03 PM
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    "RUN TO THE HILLS......RUN FOR YOUR LIFE " :rockband:
     
    Darth Tundra, Feb 19, 2018
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  8. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:11 PM
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    :devil:
     
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  9. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:13 PM
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    :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
     
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  10. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:16 PM
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    :rofl::devil: :cheers:
     
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  11. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:16 PM
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    Harry met Sally :D
     
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  12. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:18 PM
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    @Darth Tundra we are the only ones here ! Bunch a sleepy heads
     
    Notachickmagnet, Feb 19, 2018
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  13. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:24 PM
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    20171117_195827.jpg Did we scare them AWAY?? :goingcrazy: :notsure: :popcorn:
     
    Darth Tundra, Feb 19, 2018
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    If we didn't that picture just may!
     
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  15. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:26 PM
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    Dafoe....he a WILD AND CRAZY GUY
     
    Darth Tundra, Feb 19, 2018
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    He looks it!!
     
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    @Darth Tundra I see you have a 11year old son, I have two 11 year old grandsons. There a ton of fun!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Feb 19, 2018
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  18. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:33 PM
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    My 26 year old and his wife are due on St Patrick's Day ....little baby girl....their OBGYN making us go get a flu shot....Thats awesome ......twins ???...Or 2 of your children have baby's @ same time ??
     
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    First grandbaby? My 2 girls had the boys 6 weeks apart. Also have 14 year old grandson and 5 year old granddaughter, she is more ornery than all the boys put together
     
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  22. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:39 PM
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    Hey !!!!!.....That ....was tricky!!!!
     
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    Is that a no, just no!?:rofl:
     
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    That’s awesome congrats Curt!
     
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  25. Feb 19, 2018 at 10:43 PM
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    Lol....Thanks Raff
     
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    Even though I missed my opportunity to meet you in P-Town last time I promise I’ll be back up that way some day. I also know enough about you to confidently say that you’re a very good man that will be a stellar grandpa!!
     
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    Now you have to delete yours
     
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    Thanks for the compliment :hattip:......I can't wait for my son to experience the most awesome event and miracle to ever witness in one's life....was in the room both times my boys came into this world......NOTHING comes close to seeing your child being born
     
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    :amen:
     
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