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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:22 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Looks kinda gray in the distance.
     
  2. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:23 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  3. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:24 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol
     
  4. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:24 PM
    speckmon

    speckmon Must. Have. Pow.

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    then go out and see 'em ;)
     
  5. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:27 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    We are !! Headed out first weekend in March !!
     
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  6. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:30 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    MGM WRECKIN' CRÜE NATIÖN 4 LIFE!!!
     
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  7. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:38 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :amen:
     
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  8. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:41 PM
    757TUNDRA

    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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    OEM Bed Cover, OEM Bed Rail System, OEM Bedmat, OEM Doorsill Protectors, OEM TRD Rear Sway Bar, OEM Color Matched Door Handles, OEM Color Matched Mirror Caps, OEM Bed Net, OEM Driver Side Grab Handle, BFG K02 LT275/60/20, WeatherTech Digifit FloorLiners, Salex OCD Console Organizer, Salex Console Tray
    LOL ... I like all Tundras, regardless of color ... even white. Heck, my wife's Rav4 is white. :)
     
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  9. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:43 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I give up. Shoveled twice, and used the snow machine once. As soon as I would clear a decent area, it’s covered again. Funny thing, I don’t see #BETSY. She became one with the snow.
     
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  10. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:44 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Well at least when it stops snowing you will have less to shovel, won’t feel as heavy lol
     
  11. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:44 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    White Tundras=Super Powers
     
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  12. Feb 19, 2018 at 5:00 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
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  13. Feb 19, 2018 at 5:01 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Screenshot_20180219-170105.jpg
     
  14. Feb 19, 2018 at 5:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Pretty gloomy huh?
     
  15. Feb 19, 2018 at 5:28 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    We all do. All good natured fun.
     
  16. Feb 19, 2018 at 5:29 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    We haven’t gotten as much. Bigger driveway sucks doesn’t it? LOL
     
  17. Feb 19, 2018 at 6:19 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :D Nope over powers the white. :thumbsup:
     
  18. Feb 19, 2018 at 7:14 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nah. Pretty depressing :(
     
  19. Feb 19, 2018 at 7:16 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    LMFAO:rofl:
     
  20. Feb 19, 2018 at 7:22 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Nope Nope Nope
    See how the light shines down on the white here:boink:IMAG2621.jpg
     
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  21. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:29 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    BADASS Tundy NOTA !!!...:thumbsup::bananadance::benchpress:
     
  22. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:34 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Thanks Darth !! And your poem to your truck was awesome, but that back window Rollin down, damn it I want one!
     
  23. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:37 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Trade that BEAST in !!!!..YOU KNOW YOU WANT DEM 18 HEADLIGHTS AS WELL :D.....AND ......Maybe come to the DARK SIDE .....I AM.....YOUR FATHER.....YOU CAN HEAR THE HEAVY BREATHING COMING FROM MY VADER MASK CANT YOU ????...:transformer:
     
  24. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:42 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Those headlights are getting to me also, when I talked about trading my 2013 in everyone asked if my new one would be black also...but hey they pulled this badboy around and I got weak in the knees ! No shit !
     
  25. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:43 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Ya.....its a Head Turner :thumbsup:
     
  26. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:49 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Thanks again! Only thing that ever made me weak in the knees ! Those damn dodge rams keep rollin up beside me... I smile at em shake my head push that haul ass button. Poor things
     
  27. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:52 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Lol ....EVERY Dodge...Chevy.....Ford....does the same thing to me at traffic lights......and if not at an intersection...its on the roads or highways....they can't help it......they all gotta run up on me and ACT A FOOL !!!!....I just laugh everytime it happens
     
  28. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:54 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Sometimes I kinda think it pisses them off !! Lol !! Sometimes I think they may just have a pet name for me !!!! :rofl:
     
  29. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:55 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :eek:...you MEAN. ...BETTY ???
     
  30. Feb 19, 2018 at 8:56 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    YESSS that's it !!!
     

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