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  1. Feb 16, 2018 at 3:33 AM
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    Morning @Prostar 190 yeah not a dickie bird from anyone yet. Usual crowd gone AWOL
     
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  2. Feb 16, 2018 at 3:36 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :D you always have me Google the phrases you.:rofl: Yup not a Dickie bird from any of them.:thumbsup:
     
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    That’s why I use them!! :D
     
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  4. Feb 16, 2018 at 3:57 AM
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    Good morning Tundra crazies:wave:
    Feeling a little :devil:'ish today, and its the mf'in weekend !!!!!
     
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  5. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:34 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning and stay out of trouble:devil:
     
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  6. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:35 AM
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    @Prostar 190 I found the coffee pot, but I am still out of sugar ! But I have colored sugar...so today my coffee is green, yesterday red. Maybe I should give up coffee!?
     
    Notachickmagnet, Feb 16, 2018
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  7. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:36 AM
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    Nope, I am gonna go looking for some trouble....may need bail money
     
    Notachickmagnet, Feb 16, 2018
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hell save the green coffee for saint Patrick's day.
     
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  9. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:38 AM
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    Good idea, I have lots of colored sugar wonder what color I should use !?
     
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  10. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:38 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just holler will cover you.
     
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  11. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:39 AM
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    Thanks man I appreciate it!! Lol
     
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  12. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:41 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :cheers::thumbsup:
     
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  13. Feb 16, 2018 at 4:54 AM
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    Lol that picture looks like someone is laying under the tire !!
     
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  14. Feb 16, 2018 at 6:20 AM
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    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    Good morning everyone! A little bit chilly here in Westminster, CO. The dog doesn't seem to mind.

    IMG_2119.jpg
     
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  15. Feb 16, 2018 at 6:29 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE..just waking up now

     
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  16. Feb 16, 2018 at 7:04 AM
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    1518793365480-142831044.jpg WTF ARE THESE?!?!??? anybody know how to use?!?? Been so long I forgot how to....hope I don't get hurt
     
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  17. Feb 16, 2018 at 7:13 AM
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    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    That's just crazy talk! Or, as Shakespeare would say: "That way lies madness."
     
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  18. Feb 16, 2018 at 7:35 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bailey!
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Adam!
     
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    No clue what those are yet still winter here. Lol
     
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  21. Feb 16, 2018 at 7:39 AM
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    Morning brother!
     
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    Just got done with back n front... during cold season I take carbs off empty fuel tanks that way they don't give me starting issues when time to use I know there fuel additives to use but I got idea from my Dad plus gives me something to do
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I just use marine gas in mine there isn't any ethanol in it.
     
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    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    I think I remember those. Actually, my wife's an avid gardener and converted our yard to a botanical area years ago. She has the certification papers somewhere. I gave away my lawnmower since there's no grass left in the yard.


     
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    Ughhhh, almost that time here
     
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    Morning to you !
     
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    Morning Sister!
     
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    Good coffee doesn't need sugar.
     
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    My yard is still dead. But so many weeds. With the 18mo it's hard to find time to do yard work. Thinking about hiring someone to do it this year.
     
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    Then I need some !
     
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