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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 14, 2018 at 11:33 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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  2. Feb 14, 2018 at 11:34 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
  3. Feb 14, 2018 at 11:39 AM
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  4. Feb 14, 2018 at 11:57 AM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Lunch Part 1

     
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  5. Feb 14, 2018 at 11:58 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ceviche roll ParT 2

     
  6. Feb 14, 2018 at 12:04 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  7. Feb 14, 2018 at 12:06 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    DID YOU JUST GET BACK FROM THE MILLENIAL SAFE SPACE CONVENTION??? :puke: :puke: :puke:....Easy there chainsaw.....you know I'm just FUNNING YOU :D
     
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  8. Feb 14, 2018 at 12:25 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I know you are. Sarcasm dripping all over that statement.
     
  9. Feb 14, 2018 at 12:51 PM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    My first time ever replacing a toilet seat

    Wild party the other night 1587FC23-9E2A-481C-AB71-28D266442BB1.jpg

    :rofl:
     
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  10. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:10 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  11. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:14 PM
    Jsena

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    Doesn’t look below waist to me :eek:
     
  12. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It's on a motor stand so yes it was. Lol
     
  13. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:17 PM
    Jsena

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    150DDBA6-22D0-4010-8F88-0262C1C1EA1D.jpg 774FF26E-5381-416F-86D3-566F7597953A.jpg 56204F78-2F69-4399-AEC3-E5CD9834A2DD.jpg DABA1708-44A1-4A1A-B048-7B423D200058.jpg

    It’s was Cracking!!!!
     
  14. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:18 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    How did the bog get broken :rofl:
     
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  15. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:20 PM
    Jsena

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I dont know what that is o_O
     
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  16. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:22 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Throne / dunny / crapper / toilet

    :hattip:
     
  17. Feb 14, 2018 at 1:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    What's going on here and why weren't we invited??? :annoyed:
     
  18. Feb 14, 2018 at 2:18 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    KIMG0007.jpg Man I was quick to catch it:eek:
     
  19. Feb 14, 2018 at 2:36 PM
    Jsena

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    Ohhhhhhhh, I dont know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ woke up in the morning and my daughter told me about it :rofl::rofl: bunch or drunk fcks
     
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  20. Feb 14, 2018 at 2:37 PM
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    Are usual before Summer BBQ we do. Usually all my friends start to work at the pools on the strip during the spring and summer, so we don’t ever get weekends off.. we do it every year, celebrate and relax before we never get same days off for 6 months
     
  21. Feb 14, 2018 at 3:03 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Is cleaning pools for real like in the movies?? ;)
     
  22. Feb 14, 2018 at 4:14 PM
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    Too busy to find the thread that I’m sure there is on today’s horrific events. (Deleting my drunken political comments) This has to stop. I waited 6 weeks to pick my pistol up in NYS because the judge had to approve it. That’s after I already had a pistol license and several pistols. It’s just the policy.

    I walked out within 15 minutes of entering the gun shop with my AR-15. Something just doesn’t make sense with that. So sad

    No one, including me, needs to own an AR-15. They need to stop selling them. It’s the common gun in every mass shooting.

    Yes, I know they’ll find something else. But let’s take the easy part of it away. And I’m SO pro Gun.
     
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  23. Feb 14, 2018 at 5:11 PM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Teaser photo, scheduled to arrive Friday, installing Saturday
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  24. Feb 14, 2018 at 5:20 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Straight up from Cuba :bananadance:

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    Who wants to join me for a cee-gar? :rasta:
     
  25. Feb 14, 2018 at 5:23 PM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    First night in CO and I'm in a Cabin with the fire crankin'

    Life is good
     
  26. Feb 14, 2018 at 5:26 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    And on Valentine’s Day to boot! Chicka chicka bow wow!
     
  27. Feb 14, 2018 at 5:30 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    I'm done for the day. Almost Miller time. :cheers: Maybe not Miller but you guys get the point. Beerthirty
     
  28. Feb 14, 2018 at 5:54 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Don't let them catch you
     
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  29. Feb 14, 2018 at 6:06 PM
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    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Catch who? Me never
     
  30. Feb 14, 2018 at 6:20 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: I love my AR's and no they don't need to take them.
     
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