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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:46 AM
    buckeyes1975

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  2. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:52 AM
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    Just do what Brain Boitano would do . . .
     
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  3. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:54 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Hope those decorations above the headboard are secure . . . ;)
     
  4. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:57 AM
    War Machine

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    I don’t know what he would do?
     
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  5. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:58 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Saw this color Tundra last night. Was not bronze. Truck was dirty but you could tell is was a customer bronze metallic color that changed depending on how the light hit it.

    IMG_5405.jpg
     
  6. Feb 14, 2018 at 7:59 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Kick an ass or two. That's what Brian Boitano would do.
     
  7. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:00 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Railroad Brother!
     
  8. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:01 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  9. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:01 AM
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    That’s not what comes to mind when I think of what Brian Boitano would do with an ass.
     
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  10. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:02 AM
    War Machine

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    https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba4IuA2B6yI/
     
  11. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:02 AM
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    :rofl: Sorry. South Park reference.
     
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  12. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:03 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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  13. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:11 AM
    War Machine

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    Just showing you so you’d know you weren’t stuck with white.
     
  14. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:15 AM
    Danimal86

    Danimal86 Looks clean even when its dirty!

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    For one of my good friends that was in a "dry spell" after one of his kids was born, we made him a care package and that book was in it. Its freaking awesome!
     
  15. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:50 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    White is a lifestyle choice LOL
     
  16. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:53 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  17. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:54 AM
    831Tun

    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    You get her a new car.... She gets you a plate of candy.:notsure: lol :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Feb 14, 2018 at 8:55 AM
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    Exactly lol.
     
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  19. Feb 14, 2018 at 9:27 AM
    Hattori

    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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    Me.......
    M-Rack Pro 6 light bar New Go Rhinos front and rear Pro 6 Aux lights BALLINNNNN!

     
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  20. Feb 14, 2018 at 9:29 AM
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    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    Well..... Get busy.:thumbsup: I'm curious to hear what you think about the rear bumper install. I've got one but am thinking of going a different route to increase ground clearance.
     
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  21. Feb 14, 2018 at 9:42 AM
    Hattori

    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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    Me.......
    Its going on one of my customers Tundra here, bad thing is there is a set on the truck now that were inaccurate on the dimensions so we're re[placing them. Go Rhino is making it right. But the other stuff is part of his 3rd build stage, not much left to do lol!!
     
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  22. Feb 14, 2018 at 9:54 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    True. Which is why I went from black to white :)
     
  23. Feb 14, 2018 at 10:04 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Screenshot_20180110-200512.jpg UH....HUH.....UH.....HUH
     
  24. Feb 14, 2018 at 10:34 AM
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    It’s 2018. I’m not judging your journey brother.
     
  25. Feb 14, 2018 at 10:42 AM
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    Thanks and true. Perhaps we should not refer to color when talking about our trucks LOL. They are just trucks. Gen doesn't matter. Color doesn't matter. We all have trucks. Everyone wins regardless of mods done. All one homogeneous group of plain trucks. Can't get more PC than that :rofl:
     
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  26. Feb 14, 2018 at 10:50 AM
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    Mine is vastly more equal than yours.
     
  27. Feb 14, 2018 at 10:52 AM
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    'F' that mine is WHITE and it's the fastest color!!!:rofl:
     
  28. Feb 14, 2018 at 10:56 AM
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    Yeah! You go girl. Git you some!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  29. Feb 14, 2018 at 11:03 AM
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