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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 10, 2018 at 10:07 AM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    It works well until full meltage presents that rough looking rock the “helpful” tool is mounted on
     
  2. Feb 10, 2018 at 10:09 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  3. Feb 10, 2018 at 10:39 AM
    757TUNDRA

    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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    I hate you guys. That is all.
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  4. Feb 10, 2018 at 10:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just send it my way.
     
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  5. Feb 10, 2018 at 10:45 AM
    757TUNDRA

    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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    For around $225 @Roman can ... lol.
     
  6. Feb 10, 2018 at 11:04 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    My mom takes Ambien sometimes and she bakes when she sleep walks. My folks came out to visit before they retired here, I heard a ruckus in the kitchen. Theres mom making peach cobbler and pineapple upside down cake. She didn't remember a thing.
     
  7. Feb 10, 2018 at 11:10 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    That it is!!
     
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  8. Feb 10, 2018 at 11:41 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Well I made it to my sons game in time to watch them as well. 25 13. Semifinal game Wed.
     
  9. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:14 PM
    Redbeard321

    Redbeard321 ballin' on a budget

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    Finally got my truck back. What started out as a water leak, most likely from the third brake light, turned into a nightmare. They replaced my back window, headliner, and third brake light. The company that handled the window scraped up the paint pretty bad around the window.

    Fast forward to a 4-5 day repair repainting my roof and cab corners at the dealership body shop. It turned into 19 days. The glass company pulled the windshield instead of the back window the first time. The tech working on my truck got fired or something.

    I went to pick it up today and the roof moldings werent put back on. The battery was dead. My truck was filthy and there were handprints and black smudges on my headliner. They even managed to screw up buffing some of the clear coat on one corner of the cab. I give up.
     
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  10. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:16 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    WHITE
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    WHITE
     
  11. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:20 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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  12. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:21 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  13. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:28 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    That's wild!
     
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  14. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:31 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Damn
     
  15. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:33 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    They owe you A NEW TRUCK !!!!!...Call Toyota Corporate ASAP !!!!
     
  16. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:48 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Well it's been a fun filled day. Girls got a police and fire escort back into town.

     
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  17. Feb 10, 2018 at 12:53 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Awesomeness!
     
  18. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:05 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Body shop for a month
     
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  19. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:06 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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  20. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:06 PM
    Areith762

    Areith762 Go Avs!!!

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    Damn. I have been worried about my 3rd brake light leaking ever since I changed it. I want to pull it back off and silicone around the foamy weather stripping, but that thing was a pain in the ass to install to begin with.
     
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  21. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:09 PM
    Redbeard321

    Redbeard321 ballin' on a budget

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    That's basically what has been rolling around in my mind. My truck probably just needed a third brake light, which they found a TSB for AFTER they replaced the back window. Thats when shit just went south. They basically took my truck and fucked it up every step of the way.
     
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  22. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:16 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Nice!!!
     
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  23. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:25 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Sorry to hear that. Bastards give them some @4x4_Angel throat punches
     
  24. Feb 10, 2018 at 1:27 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  25. Feb 10, 2018 at 2:45 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    Couldn’t find my favorite beer in two counties. You find out who your true friends are in desperate times of need! Buddy just drove some up to me from 90 minutes away. He’s a beer connoisseur as well, so he gets it. Ha!

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  26. Feb 10, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I still have some of those in my beer fridge. I've been trying to drink the ones that have been sitting for a bit before they go bad.

    CO brewery. Not sure if I've had that one. Try Ballast Point Red Velvet Nitro. Got #MIKE hooked on that too.
     
  27. Feb 10, 2018 at 4:07 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    Picked up the Wake Up Dead when I couldn’t find the Bittersweet. I’m on Daddy’s duty all day tomorrow so I’m glad I didn’t have to drink that tonight ha

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  28. Feb 10, 2018 at 5:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just got back from the Daddy daughter dance we both acted like fools. She is already making plans for next year.
     
  29. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:37 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:just FYI.....they still run great!!!
     
  30. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:39 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Definitely not the only one:anonymous:
     
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