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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:36 AM
    Albertaundra

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    Roaming? Sleep walking? Or barhopping? Lol
     
  2. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:45 AM
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    I gave up on the shoes, bastard stretches them out!! Will stick to my boots:)
    It's not a good morning, still can't find the coffee pot!!
    Certainly understand that. I had to think to much this morning already
    Sleep walking, well I guess sleep hiding shit from myself. I have looked everywhere even in the washer and dryer...:angrygirl:
     
  3. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:47 AM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    This is totally something a responsible person would do. Being young....ish filling a coffee maker is definitely not something I could do on a regular basis. This is why they created kureag. Lol
     
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  4. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:51 AM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Wow thats intense. I cant say ive ever done that. My brother once walked over to the couch and lifted the cushion like a toilet seat when he was young lmao. Guess what happened next.
     
  5. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:51 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    i'm only 34 LOL still young!

    nope a Keurig is still too much work for me.....i walk around in a daze for a good 15-20 mins or until I take my cold shower and by that time the coffee's ready......all 4 cups of it LOL

    I need to figure out how to automate my shower.......motion detectors attached to a water pump maybe.......
     
  6. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:52 AM
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  7. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:53 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    at least he didn't open the fridge and pee in it....so much for leftovers then!
     
  8. Feb 10, 2018 at 6:57 AM
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    :(
     
  9. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:00 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I found it !!!
    I sleep walk, talk, hell I woke up last nite eating a apple!!
    IMAG6184_1.jpg
    Wonder if I nuked it!?!? Probably not good with that metal band on it !!
     
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  10. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:00 AM
    Albertaundra

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    My bad. Always thought you were a lil older. Lol
     
  11. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:00 AM
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    Long tubes. Keith just rolled out with the JBAs for the 4.6s
     
  13. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:02 AM
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    If there is no arc marks you didnt get that far lol.
     
  14. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:04 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    All good.....a lot of people think i'm older either from how I look (shaved head with a trimmed beard) or how I word things LOL
     
  15. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:05 AM
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    Finally located a place w my favorite beer but it’s 45 minutes away. Do I do it? I feel like maybe that’s a sign of alcoholism... ha
     
  16. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:09 AM
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    Yes, no marks, must of forgot about it when I cut the apple.
     
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  17. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:09 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    wooooooow! hey, it could've been worse. Could've ended up in the toilet!

    My cousin in law sleepwalks when he has bad dreams. He said he had a dream where someone broke in his house and he ran down the street in his boxers screaming someone was trying to kill him. Beat on a neighbors door asking her to call the police. Woke up in bed thinking "man that was a weird dream" his front door was open and he had mud all over his feet. LOL

    good thing he lives in a good neighborhood with that door wide open!
     
  18. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:14 AM
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    It's a weird feeling to wake up and see what ya did while sleeping !!
    Makes camping exciting
     
  19. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:16 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    I'd never bring that guy camping with me! especially since I carry a 270 Short mag rifle and a 9mm whenever I go! Not to mention the number of knives/hatchets I usually bring LOL no sir!
     
  20. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:17 AM
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    ha. you've got some good ones in there.
     
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    Usually camp with brother and sister in law, they have threatened to lock me in...from the outside!
     
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  23. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:22 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    can't really blame them though! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  24. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:24 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I found my son outside screaming at terrorists at 3am one time when he was 9.

    I ran out there, scooped him up, he fired off a couple mags of mini farts, and then the cats needed to be retrieved from under the house cuz he left the door wide open when he was scaring ISIS away
     
  25. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:28 AM
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    My parents have a couple stories about me sleep walking too, never mentioned any farting though!
     
  26. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:31 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    LOL!!! Well at least we know he won't be recruited by ISIS anytime!!
     
  27. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:35 AM
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    Pretty sure it’s a product of night terrors
     
  28. Feb 10, 2018 at 7:45 AM
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    That's right.
     
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    The did it 37 15IMG955124.jpg IMG955131.jpg IMG955127.jpg IMG955118.jpg
     
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    Way to go !
     

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