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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 5, 2018 at 11:57 AM
    csuviper

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    Some Mods :) See build thread for details
    I get pissed off every year
     
  2. Feb 5, 2018 at 12:07 PM
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  3. Feb 5, 2018 at 12:20 PM
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    I think it's more that I'm getting pissed with the software. I have a 1099-MISC for a bonus, but the software is trying to force me to file a schedule C for self employment.
     
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  4. Feb 5, 2018 at 1:00 PM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    That looks muy excellente. Is there more to it than just dropping a slice of Jalapeño in a margarita?
     
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  5. Feb 5, 2018 at 1:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes there’s more lol. @COMiamiFan
     
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  6. Feb 5, 2018 at 1:31 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Share the knowledge :cheers:
     
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  7. Feb 5, 2018 at 1:52 PM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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  8. Feb 5, 2018 at 2:48 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I made these in a pitcher, but here is the recipe:

    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/218313/jalapeno-margaritas/

    Make these ahead of time and let the jalapeño sit for a bit. The longer it sits in the mix before you drink, the spicier it gets. I also left the seed in since that is where the spice is; if you remove the seeds, it's won't get the kick IMO. I strained the liquid as I filled the glasses.

    Salud! :cheers:
     
  9. Feb 5, 2018 at 3:01 PM
    Hattori

    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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    Me.......
    I mean, just when I think I've seen it all, something tops it....

     
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  10. Feb 5, 2018 at 3:45 PM
    T500

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    Cheers. Might give it it a go. Problem is I may drink the tequila beforehand instead of using it accordingly. Discipline is key I reckon

    :cheers:
     
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  11. Feb 5, 2018 at 3:46 PM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    Lol... What's wrong with that? Your truck doesn't have an a/c wiring harness? Thought everybody had one. :confused:
     
  12. Feb 5, 2018 at 3:48 PM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    Thank you Sir :cheers:
     
  13. Feb 5, 2018 at 3:51 PM
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    You can do both. Half bottle for margarita, other half while waiting for jalapeños to do it's magic ;)
     
  14. Feb 5, 2018 at 3:51 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Enjoy!
     
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  15. Feb 5, 2018 at 4:28 PM
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    Loving this damn air fryer, ha.

    55AF7DE4-CC6A-4D40-885C-F2AF475F7AE1.jpg
     
  16. Feb 5, 2018 at 5:14 PM
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    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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    Seeing your pics over the past few weeks has almost talked me into getting one. What kind/size do you have? Thanks.
     
  17. Feb 5, 2018 at 5:40 PM
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    Boom!! Shes gonna flip!

     
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    Have you done any fresh veggies?
     
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  20. Feb 5, 2018 at 5:48 PM
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    Nice!!!!
     
  21. Feb 5, 2018 at 9:37 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Going back in time again i see....:boink:
     
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  22. Feb 5, 2018 at 9:40 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    And you weren't sweating your nuts off??
     
  23. Feb 5, 2018 at 9:41 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Send the cold down here! Along with the snow!
     
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  24. Feb 5, 2018 at 9:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    Can't do mine until i get my firm from my civilian job
     
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  25. Feb 5, 2018 at 9:51 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Why not white?!?!
     
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    Nope my body was still frozen lol.
     
  27. Feb 5, 2018 at 9:59 PM
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    Cause he knows she wants the faster color :D right @Sean266 :boink:
     
  28. Feb 5, 2018 at 10:01 PM
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  30. Feb 6, 2018 at 2:06 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Morning everybody. It's Taco Tuesday:taco:
     

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