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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:51 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Yep thats it your mind. Trick it
     
  2. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:52 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Fek, I don't even like driving through there anymore. All the family is either out here or passed on, and with the ex GF being the ex, I no longer have any reason to be there.
     
  3. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:53 AM
    T500

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    Will be a time when it’s time to move on from here, down south preferably or back home to Australia, just need to convince the lady
     
  4. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:54 AM
    buckeyes1975

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    My wife has a thing for Cock. Hence why she married me.
     
  5. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:54 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:56 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    You think I'm joking. I'll show ya!





















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  7. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:57 AM
    T500

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    Phew, thought you were gonna whip it out and take a pic with your macro lens :eek:
     
  8. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:58 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Noooooooo
     
  9. Jan 17, 2018 at 10:59 AM
    T500

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    This is with NJ, small state, big population
     
  10. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:02 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Yeah, it's friggin awesome trying to get on LBI during peak season.
     
  11. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:04 AM
    T500

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    Getting anywhere near the shore is hell in summer. BENNYS GO HOME
     
  12. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:04 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Shoobies go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:06 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You can send it here
     
  14. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:11 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    You can have what we got! Not sure it will fit in your truck though.
     
  15. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:12 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Sounds like you need to move....
     
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  16. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:12 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Spotted this earlier.

     
  17. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:13 AM
    T500

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    Need more bank first
     
  18. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:13 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O you eat it?
     
  19. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:14 AM
    T500

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    Swallowed
     
  20. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:15 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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  21. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:16 AM
    buckeyes1975

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    I'm gonna refrain from commenting. Well maybe, guess it made things easier to swallow.
     
  22. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:16 AM
    T500

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    Gotta have a giggle, a chuckle a day keeps the doctor away :thumbsup:
     
  23. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:18 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Agree!
     
  24. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:19 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O
     
  25. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:20 AM
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    Like I said!
     
  26. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:21 AM
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  27. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:23 AM
    buckeyes1975

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    That's right. I'm not drinking Busch, Coors or Bud Light.
     
  28. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:23 AM
    vl184009

    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    Tell your wife to forgive me, but WOW!
     
  29. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:23 AM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    My problem is gaining weight! Been skinny my entire life and now I'm a little too thin. It was cool when I was varsity XC and track but now I'm not running so I'm just out of shape.
     
  30. Jan 17, 2018 at 11:29 AM
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    Chug Meister :thumbsup::cheers:
     

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