Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Hurry !!!!...Everyone jump into Graves before they put us in a timeout !!!!

 

LMFAO

 

Who put you @ 20,000 ???...Was it me ?????

 

CONGRATS TO SEAN......20,000 !!!

 

FOR SURE.....BOSS KIT ...50% OFF !!!!

 

so, funny story. maybe. kinda.

my spot arrived the other day and it comes with a nylon strap and a carabiner. not a great mounting solution. so, i did when any semi-intelligent human would do and went to google. my search? 'spot harness'. thank you google but that wasn't exactly what i needed.

 

NO! Jesus you guys kill me

 

Google knows...

 

Live Delta IV rocket launch
https://youtu.be/6OtrcpIGizs

 

So do you need my address for the government to send my what is mine.

 

You'll need to send that to the White House, Sir

 

Those are pretty much the same thing down here. When I was young, my Dad's employer hired a fellow from Massachusetts to help run the company. He was a nice guy, but a bit of a know it all. When the first ice storm threatened, the locals said they wouldn't be in the next day if it iced over. He laughed at them and bragged about driving in ice and snow "back home." The next day, the first person to arrive at the office answered the phone and found out that the new boss had put his car in the ditch a couple of blocks from home. He ordered the man to bring the company truck and pull him out. When the truck arrived, he ordered the driver out of the truck so he could pull his car out. After all, he didn't want someone that didn't know how to drive on ice to damage his car. He proceeded to put the company truck in the ditch along with his car. He called into the office again and my Dad answered. The company also had an army truck (called a deuce and a half) on loan for a contract they were working on. My Dad fired it up and drove to get the two other vehicles out of the ditch. When he arrived, once again the boss ordered him out of the truck. It didn't work. My Dad told him to be quiet. After all, he'd already put two in the ditch. The new boss didn't argue. My Dad the pulled both out and followed them to the office. Over the years I've known many transplants that don't understand the weather here. They learned to drive on a surface that freezes, then gets covered in a frozen layer. Down here, we have warm roads that melt whatever falls, then freezes over during the night. The resulting surface closely resembles buttered glass. The locals know to stock up on necessities when bad weather is forecast, and to stay at home until it clears. A few have to brave the elements due to job requirements, but the rest sit back and wait for things to thaw.

 

I grew up with not a lot of snow, but when it did it would usually turn to ice. I would rather drive on fresh or semi fresh snow than compacted snow "ice".

 

I have to show for my jobs....only one i would be told not to fine in for is the military and they deemed me non-essential. Right now i would classifieds l classify as NE because of my knee. My civilian job....i better leave early AF to make sure i am there on time

 

What Game?

***EDIT.....i figured it out

 

Sweet good to know!

 

I think East Texas is going to get the storm....unless there is a storm coming after th one that is moving out...

 

Like I said be CAREFUL.

 

I will!

 

Just wait until those browsing history related ads start showing up

 

Wait. Isn't that @CM-LENNY 's new ride?

 

Nope. Scheduled for 4:59.