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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:47 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:53 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Talking about 8 seconds have you tried rodeo sex...... You get behind her and tell her how good her sister is and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.
     
  3. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:55 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    YOUR UP EARLY o_O
     
  4. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:56 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  5. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:56 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    "GOD"?
     
  6. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:56 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  7. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:57 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'd kill a MF....right after i reached back and ripped his balls off and shoved them down his throat :D
     
  8. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:58 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    That was generous !!!
     
  9. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:59 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    LMAO
     
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  10. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:59 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Don't judge me! I was still working on coffee!
     
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  11. Jan 11, 2018 at 8:59 AM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Scott my morning starts @ 0300 every day. :laughing:
     
  12. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:00 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    YIKES
     
  13. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:02 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Can’t you just enjoy the 8 secs???
    :anonymous:
     
  14. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:03 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Oh I'll enjoy the 8 second it would take to rip the balls off :D:thumbsup:
     
  15. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:03 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    I DOUBT IT !!! :rofl:
     
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  16. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:04 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek::eek::help:
     
  17. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:04 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Nice! That’s the best being home and getting paid lol.
     
  18. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:06 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Have to try the Hoover than once again behind then pull her arms out and push her forehead across the carpet. Lol
     
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  19. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:10 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Slacker!
     
  20. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:10 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    And I'm staying single and becoming a nun....

    No male is worth jail time....
     
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  21. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:11 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Sometimes:D
     
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  22. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:12 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O:smack:


    Maybe it's better i stay single and "just one of the guys"
     
  23. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:12 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Chuck them out once your done with them and move on to the next. Easy peasy
     
  24. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:14 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Come on you have to admit it's pretty funny.:p
     
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  25. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:15 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not worth it with what @Prostar 190 posted....I'd kill someone. And men aren't allowed in my house....unless they are only friends....anything else...not allowed
     
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  26. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:16 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Only if i can return the favor the exact same way:D
     
  27. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek::rofl:
     
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    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  29. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:28 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Yes it is. Look what I can do @aramirez73

    20180111_122239.jpg
     
  30. Jan 11, 2018 at 9:32 AM
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    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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