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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:32 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    Heat has been up and running consistently since 1130/12ish.

    Kid is doing great. Thanks for asking brother!

    And she goes to bed in about 30 minutes so Dad can have a nice, VERY WELL DESERVED alcoholic beverage
     
  2. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Screenshot_20180107-143314.jpg This looks REAL COMFY :drool:
     
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  3. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Glad things are doing better for you!
     
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  4. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:35 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You only see boobs
     
  5. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:36 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    NO !!!...The white and black Addidas Superstars !!!!....My favorite since Jr.High :D
     
  6. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:37 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :thumbsup:
     
  7. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:43 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    This is my daily attire Screenshot_20180107-144235.jpg....:anonymous:
     
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  8. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:46 PM
    DaBoro54

    DaBoro54 Beach Fisher

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    Leveling kit, 285/70R18 EXOs
    The offer wasn't good enough so it'll stay. I figure a old school high boy would be a fun project since I bought a house with a garage lol
     
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  9. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:57 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    My in-laws are British. This is new, this challenging my spelling....
     
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  10. Jan 7, 2018 at 2:59 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Just created a new thread " Childhood Pics" .....Come on Tundy Crew ....find the thread...and post em up !! :p
     
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  11. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:04 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Face off! :duel:

    32ADC2CC-6EBF-4E49-BA30-8DC54E3C3541.jpg
     
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  12. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:05 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    I think the Blue one .....WINS :D
     
  13. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:08 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Some stuff
    Of course it does. It isn’t white.
     
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  14. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:08 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  15. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:11 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Hmmmn. Kinda cute!
     
  16. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:12 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Internet GIF...Not me....but 80's were the days !!!:rofl:
     
  17. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:12 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Yeah. That hair, that half-shirt, those shorts!!
     
  18. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:13 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    AND THOSE SOCKS!!!..LMAO....USE TO BE ME BACK IN THE DAY :rofl:
     
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  19. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:15 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    C'mon Y'ALL !!!...Created a new thread...."Childhood Pics "....Find it ...and POST EM UP !!
     
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  20. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:28 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    It was a tie. We both came out at the same time.

    Dude didn’t even look at mine nor give me the “cool tundra” nod :(

    Was gonna tell him nice truck but he wouldn’t even acknowledge two bad ass looking trucks next to each other.

    Guess he doesn’t care as much as we do. I’m emotionally hurt.
     
  21. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:39 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    So lucky!
     
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  22. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:45 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I’m right where I need to be
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    WTF???
     
  23. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:46 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  24. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:48 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No....figure it out
     
  25. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:49 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Rocking the '80's....and it's an internet GIF Pic.
     
  26. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:50 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    That's the second thing you saw
     
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  27. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:50 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :puke: please get clothes that fit properly
     
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  28. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:51 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Actually...its the ...last thing I seen :D
     
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  29. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:52 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    That's not me....just an example
     
  30. Jan 7, 2018 at 3:52 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    An old school truck would be fun but not at the expense of getting rid of a reliable tundra:D
     
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