1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:25 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2017
    Member:
    #9171
    Messages:
    12,301
    First Name:
    Sunny
    San Diego, CA
    Vehicle:
    2017 Inferno Tundra DC TRD & Longtravel 1st Gen, Banner/ HulkSmash build
    I see that, to thank you for the referral, he let you know what he teally thinks about the color of your truck.... :boink:
     
  2. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:26 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2016
    Member:
    #4013
    Messages:
    1,952
    Albany, NY
    Vehicle:
    2016 Double Cab SR5 Blazing Blue Pearl
    BOSS Suspension, DB Customz Grill, 35's, Spyder, Tint, Color matched corners
    Can someone with some very basic photoshop skills PM me? I’m in a meme war in a group chat with some buddies and I need some help lol
     
    Y0TA PR0, 4x4_Angel, T500 and 2 others like this.
  3. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Member:
    #2160
    Messages:
    25,274
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jose
    Houston, TX
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Crew Max TRD
    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    #MIKE?
     
  4. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:28 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    FAE35B6C-5DBB-4F3F-9C42-D3C8A0C70E99.jpg Worsr Long Island ice tea I’ve ever had Newark airport sucks. And you can even order from humans. All on iPads
     
  5. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:30 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Member:
    #3287
    Messages:
    2,701
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kevin
    OH-IO
    Vehicle:
    2008 Limited Double Cab
    Drink it fast and order a beer in a bottle. They came F that up
     
    4x4_Angel and T500[QUOTED] like this.
  6. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:31 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2017
    Member:
    #9171
    Messages:
    12,301
    First Name:
    Sunny
    San Diego, CA
    Vehicle:
    2017 Inferno Tundra DC TRD & Longtravel 1st Gen, Banner/ HulkSmash build
    Unlike. How do you screw up a Long Island ice tea?!! Maybe by using half shots. No matter, get to the bottom of any Long Island ice tea, and most stuff won't bother you any more....

    Enjoy your flight; Godspeed!
     
    4x4_Angel and T500[QUOTED] like this.
  7. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:32 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Good idea. Although I ordered a corona extra and a bud light appeared :(
     
    TXMiamiFan likes this.
  8. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:34 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    Sweet! When's he gonna join up here?
     
    Y0TA PR0 likes this.
  9. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:34 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2017
    Member:
    #9171
    Messages:
    12,301
    First Name:
    Sunny
    San Diego, CA
    Vehicle:
    2017 Inferno Tundra DC TRD & Longtravel 1st Gen, Banner/ HulkSmash build
    F^<|< that noise! God job you're headed to the land of all good drinking!
     
    4x4_Angel and T500[QUOTED] like this.
  10. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:34 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Member:
    #3287
    Messages:
    2,701
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kevin
    OH-IO
    Vehicle:
    2008 Limited Double Cab
    Really. That is messed up. I might tell whom ever it is tending to kindly get their head out of their ass.
     
    4x4_Angel and T500[QUOTED] like this.
  11. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:34 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    :rofl: yeah @Sean266 :boink:
     
    T-Rex266, Sunnier[QUOTED] and T500 like this.
  12. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:36 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    The hell?! THROAT PUNCH THEM!
     
    Sunnier and T500[QUOTED] like this.
  13. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:36 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    :rofl:
    Screw that...just throat punch them:rofl:
     
    Sunnier and buckeyes1975[QUOTED] like this.
  14. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:36 PM
    Backslider

    Backslider Thirsty...

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2016
    Member:
    #3553
    Messages:
    3,245
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Tooele, UT
    Vehicle:
    2022 GMC Sierra AT4 L5P - 2017 4runner SR5P - 2023 Tesla Model 3 LR
    How do you post to this thread via email? I should probably go check the first post before asking this question..

    **ETA** Yup, should have checked the first post. =]
     
  15. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:39 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Headed to another watering
    Thing is, I can’t make out if the person is male or female. Sent the iced tea back and asked for a proper one. It was angry at my request :rofl:
     
  16. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:40 PM
    Backslider

    Backslider Thirsty...

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2016
    Member:
    #3553
    Messages:
    3,245
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Tooele, UT
    Vehicle:
    2022 GMC Sierra AT4 L5P - 2017 4runner SR5P - 2023 Tesla Model 3 LR
  17. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:42 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2017
    Member:
    #9171
    Messages:
    12,301
    First Name:
    Sunny
    San Diego, CA
    Vehicle:
    2017 Inferno Tundra DC TRD & Longtravel 1st Gen, Banner/ HulkSmash build
    Tundra weather!
     
  18. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:42 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2016
    Member:
    #4013
    Messages:
    1,952
    Albany, NY
    Vehicle:
    2016 Double Cab SR5 Blazing Blue Pearl
    BOSS Suspension, DB Customz Grill, 35's, Spyder, Tint, Color matched corners
    Dilly dilly

    0524B1B6-382C-4D33-BE64-C75AC7B5A551.jpg
     
    Sunnier, DaBoro54, 4x4_Angel and 4 others like this.
  19. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:43 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    A real drink. :thumbsup:
     
  20. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:47 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2017
    Member:
    #8578
    Messages:
    7,209
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Sean
    Hudson Valley
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra CrewMax SR5
    Some stuff
    there we go. she's back.
     
    Sunnier and 4x4_Angel[QUOTED] like this.
  21. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:47 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Member:
    #3287
    Messages:
    2,701
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kevin
    OH-IO
    Vehicle:
    2008 Limited Double Cab
    Take a picture just for fun
     
    T500[QUOTED] and 4x4_Angel like this.
  22. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:49 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2017
    Member:
    #8578
    Messages:
    7,209
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Sean
    Hudson Valley
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra CrewMax SR5
    Some stuff
    just don't order a fosters. it's the bud light of down under and you'll be instantly pegged as an american. of course, the accent doesn't help.
     
  23. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:50 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Member:
    #3287
    Messages:
    2,701
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kevin
    OH-IO
    Vehicle:
    2008 Limited Double Cab
     
  24. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:54 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Excellent :thumbsup:
     
  25. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:54 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Member:
    #3287
    Messages:
    2,701
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kevin
    OH-IO
    Vehicle:
    2008 Limited Double Cab
    You could always check. LOL
     
    4x4_Angel likes this.
  26. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:55 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    :oops:oh damn!
     
  27. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:55 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    I’m not gonna try it out on ‘it’ it’s looks like a moose with make up :mad:
     
    4x4_Angel likes this.
  28. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:56 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    I second this!
     
    buckeyes1975[QUOTED] likes this.
  29. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:57 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    I’ll try. Oh it has an Adam’s apple. It’s a dude :eek::eek:
     
    4x4_Angel and buckeyes1975 like this.
  30. Dec 23, 2017 at 4:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2017
    Member:
    #8830
    Messages:
    24,205
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Bree
    Funky Town, Texas
    Vehicle:
    2014 SR5 CM Silver Sky
    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    :rofl:
     

Products Discussed in

To Top