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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 15, 2017 at 7:54 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It was #MIKE
     
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  2. Dec 15, 2017 at 9:36 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Sweet! That an awesome side job.
     
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  3. Dec 15, 2017 at 9:51 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :rofl:

    Yes sir! 4 more days of school and I get my kids for 2weeks :thumbsup:
     
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  4. Dec 15, 2017 at 9:56 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Oh shit your right lol :rasta::eek:
     
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  5. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Well, a couple of code runs and one I/c for paraphernalia and warrants that didn’t want to go. Couple more hours to go!
     
  6. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:25 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    BEHAVE ...Whatever you do
     
  7. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:26 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Speaking from ...??...:anonymous:
     
  8. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:26 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You should go to detectives :D
     
  9. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:28 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    What up HOMES???
     
  10. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:28 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    GOMEZ !!!!!
     
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  11. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:30 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Not sure what that means lol.

    Funny enough, one of our emergent responses was to a burg in progrsss at a motel with no description. We arrive, and find two males hyped up on drugs and we’re sure it’s them but has nothing to go on
    Later, respond to a narcotic violation in progress down the street. Low and behold, same guys. :facepalm:
     
  12. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:35 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Its....FESTIVUS....FOR THE REST OF US :D:boink::devil:
     
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  13. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:40 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Ya.....ran down to Coos Bay and back yesterday to get my boy and bring him up here to Ptown...got em for 2 weeks :D :bananadance:
     
  14. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:40 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Codes vary per agency. When I was in CA, they used them religiously and I had them memorized. Many of them out here don’t use 10 codes to avoid confusion when working in conjunction with nearby departments.
     
  15. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:41 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Sounds like your new gig is SWEET !!!!...You all moved into the new house ?
     
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  16. Dec 15, 2017 at 10:45 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    1513406659879708737396.jpg Still outside beer n fire
     
  17. Dec 15, 2017 at 11:11 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    @boardude is a "gooddude?" :rofl:
    YEAH, RIGHT!!!! you MUST not know him very well..........he's the biggest d-bag of all of us :D
     
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  18. Dec 15, 2017 at 11:30 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Wassup, homey?
     
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  19. Dec 16, 2017 at 1:19 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    That's the problem with 10 codes....they aren't all the same department to department/agency to agency. Because of 9-11 they were supposed to all go to plain talk but they haven't and 10 codes are still not the same
     
  20. Dec 16, 2017 at 1:29 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I was asked by my supervisor if i would be willing to work full time on my base:eek:

















    They are thinking about keeping me full time!!!:yay:
     
  21. Dec 16, 2017 at 2:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning everyone!!!!


     
  22. Dec 16, 2017 at 4:24 AM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    Morning everyone. Anyone else have a cranky 1 year old on their hands today? ha
     
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  23. Dec 16, 2017 at 4:37 AM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    @Sean266 there should be a question about your annual income when you sign up for this site. And then you’re limited to how many views per day based on your income.

    The more time i spend here, the more money I spend. lol
     
  24. Dec 16, 2017 at 5:23 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    10-100=have to pee.
    10-200=have to poop.
     
  25. Dec 16, 2017 at 5:24 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Up early with your wood? Good morning and all you perverts he is getting lumber for the next project.
     
  26. Dec 16, 2017 at 5:29 AM
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    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    Ya, lumber.... next project..

    6D6FF9BF-9C6F-4AAE-9F9C-CD7BE8F38921.jpg
     
  27. Dec 16, 2017 at 7:13 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    I'm one the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.
     
  28. Dec 16, 2017 at 9:14 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :p:thumbsup:
     
  29. Dec 16, 2017 at 9:20 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Brine and salt, not just for cooking! :mad:

    [​IMG]
     
  30. Dec 16, 2017 at 9:48 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I would rather just use it for cooking. :annoyed:
     

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