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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:05 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    If you grade on a scale, then yes we are.
     
  2. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:05 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    brokeback-mountain_o_276479.jpg
     
  3. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:08 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek:








    I'll behave :(
     
  4. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:10 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hell that's no fun.
     
  5. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:13 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Blame @COMiamiFan.....
     
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  6. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:14 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :eek: Since when do you listen to me? :rofl:
     
  7. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:16 AM
    TruckLife900

    TruckLife900 I'd rather B hunting

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    I'm just over here :rofl:
     
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  8. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:16 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah what he said..
     
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  9. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    21bbd1be0b92c79f16f6b6b69abe6f13--mountain-memes.jpg
    Couldn't resist here's one more for you angel
     
  10. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:26 AM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:29 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yep ^^
    They basically drive around looking for packages left on patios and doorsteps.
     
  12. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:41 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    I fix slot machines, so I might as well fix appliances too.. :rolleyes:
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:51 AM
    birdman076

    birdman076 Bird, bird, bird...bird is the word

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    Dryer == easy, washer...not so much. G/L with fix.
     
  14. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:53 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Door lock actuator. "Common problem" on this model... I get away with a $35 part :)
     
  15. Dec 11, 2017 at 11:58 AM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    Cut their hands off. Problem solved.
     
  16. Dec 11, 2017 at 12:01 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Hmmmmm....good question.
    o_O shhhhhhhh
    :p
     
  17. Dec 11, 2017 at 12:02 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup::thumbsup:
     
  18. Dec 11, 2017 at 12:08 PM
    birdman076

    birdman076 Bird, bird, bird...bird is the word

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    That's great! I got away with a free fix on the dryer courtesy of Redneck videos on Youtube. the video literally said to throw the thermal fuse down on the ground to reset it. I figured WTF for a $65 part that's already blown i'll take a chance. Low and behold that funny talking fugger fixed it right proper. Going on the 3rd time now, told the wife this last time if she can't be bothered to remove the stuff from the kids pockets before washing and drying the clothes the next time around was all hers and sent her the link. Haven't had an issue since.
     
  19. Dec 11, 2017 at 12:13 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Shouldn't the kids be emptying their pockets?????
     
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  20. Dec 11, 2017 at 12:59 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Anyone hear anything new with the bombing in NY?
     
  21. Dec 11, 2017 at 2:08 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Was a dodgy home made pipe bomb that went off early. Luckily he only hurt himself. Self radicalized dude from Bangladesh. Been in the US 7 years. Scum
     
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  22. Dec 11, 2017 at 2:13 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Port Authority is always full of heavily armed Police and lightly armed soldiers are there, but the rat used the tunnel that connects to the subway
     
  23. Dec 11, 2017 at 2:18 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Thanks. I've also heard some rumors of there being a bomb at the game tonight too
     
  24. Dec 11, 2017 at 2:20 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Oh damn. That’s not good. I can imagine the security forces will be out is force tonight. They do a good job
     
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  25. Dec 11, 2017 at 2:20 PM
    birdman076

    birdman076 Bird, bird, bird...bird is the word

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    Kid's aren't held accountable until 18, the first 17 years are practice after that its game on.:thumbsup:
     
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  26. Dec 11, 2017 at 2:50 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    I don’t know what this game is but here ya go...















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  27. Dec 11, 2017 at 3:58 PM
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    AlexWV

    AlexWV Trophy Husband

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    Excuse the dirt, but dipped my center cap emblems red. DCD49A36-8866-4029-A621-A935CE6F4827.jpg
     
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  29. Dec 11, 2017 at 4:41 PM
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    AlexWV Trophy Husband

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    Got the front emblem for my new grille red too. Just need to find the time and space to shoot the insert with bed liner. Think I’m going to dip the surround and bulge white. 144E9E07-686B-4283-8C36-341255833213.jpg
     
  30. Dec 11, 2017 at 4:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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