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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 9, 2017 at 11:41 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    Remember Chuck Norris drives an. MGM DEW IT!!!!!!
     
  2. Dec 9, 2017 at 11:43 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    That’s been today’s mystery

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  3. Dec 9, 2017 at 11:46 AM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    I work for the circus 1512848732860930888481.jpg
     
  4. Dec 9, 2017 at 11:50 AM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Maybe some behind-the-scenes shenanigans to separate from Tapatalk? :notsure:
     
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  5. Dec 9, 2017 at 11:55 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Damn. Todd Chrisley is following me haha

     
  6. Dec 9, 2017 at 11:57 AM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Nope.
    'Cause @mrswervin joined up, then started welcoming others. Bumped a bunch of posts. Damned friendly newcomers. I'm sure I never.... :anonymous:
     
  7. Dec 9, 2017 at 12:28 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    JAF. !!!!!!!
     
  8. Dec 9, 2017 at 12:56 PM
    Taco-Blender

    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    Perfection will be YOUR Pro stuff installed on MY '10 TRD Off Road :anonymous:

    I think those red TRD springs would look quite nice peeking through my front wheel wells. :spy: :spy:

     
  9. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:08 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed:

    HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET SAP OFF YOUR WINDOWS?!?!?!?!
     
  10. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:17 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    If it's dried on ....razor blade !!
     
  11. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:41 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Not all of us are.
     
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  12. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:41 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    My realtor decided to take my advice on trucks.

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  13. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:43 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Do it! I've had a few of those $40K+ oil changes. :thumbsup:
     
  14. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:43 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Wait for it to freeze
    , then pull it off.



    Oh, wait. I guess that won't happen for you.
     
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  15. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:50 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Oh I did make it through my daughter's basketball game before getting called to work and they pulled off the win
     
  16. Dec 9, 2017 at 1:59 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    And what if it's not totally dry and what if it is on your damn paint. :(




    I want to burn a damn tree down
     
  17. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:00 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I know...i should have clarified. My apologies
     
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  18. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:00 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol thank you smarty pants :p
     
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  19. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:01 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Finger nail polish remover should work.
     
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  20. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:01 PM
    TheBeast

    TheBeast The Beach

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    have him throw it part of the deal for the sale..lol
     
  21. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:02 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Use butter for sap on paint...rub butter on sap and put rag over it and let stand for couple hours
     
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    TheBeast

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    alcohol gel for washing hands. works great. massage it with the gel.
     
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  23. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:05 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Ugh...why can't Steve be moving to texas....i would trust him to wash and wax my girl....and happily pay him!

    Willing to try that on the windows....not paint.

    Its on the side of the truck...not very easy to get a tag to stay put on the....js. and is windy today
     
  24. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:06 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I have to go shop for that
     
  25. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:07 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Nice castle brother!
     
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  26. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:19 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    You asked for advice and got immediate feedback; so cool! How 'bout you use masking tape (which won't hurt your paint) to secure a rag over the (completely non-chemical, no risk) butter. Seems like a very doable fix. Good luck!
     
  27. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:19 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Guess I read windows not paint. Try WD40
    Take a rag and your hot soapy water and clean the area. After you have cleaned the area, allow it to dry. If you are using WD-40, all that you need to do is spray the WD-40 on to the tree sap, and allow it to sit for five minutes. After the five minutes have passed you can simply wipe away the area till it is clear.
     
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    Not mine....yet ;)
     
  29. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:22 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Season 2 of The Grand Tour is on Amazon Prime:woot:
     
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  30. Dec 9, 2017 at 2:24 PM
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    She loves that truck. Doubt it would happen.
     
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