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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:47 PM
    smslavin

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    pfft. who made you the special snowflake of the day?
     
  2. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:49 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    You are incorrect sir.
     
  3. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: Who's the big Papa? Congratulations. Lol
     
  4. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:53 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Could be any of them
     
  5. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:56 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    When @Sean266 calls and asks to give you a foot massage you gotta assume you’ve been a good boy
     
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  6. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:56 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    well, unless we've gotten frisky at 35,000', it ain't me.
     
  7. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If it comes out MGM then we know it was.
    That, and science wants to talk to the both of you.
     
  8. Nov 27, 2017 at 7:57 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    what? i've fed him and given him beer. i never got a foot message. not even an offer.
     
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  9. Nov 27, 2017 at 8:02 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    You have to pretend that you care what he thinks...it’s a ego boost for him
     
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  10. Nov 27, 2017 at 8:08 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    hmm. well, that's a fundamental problem for me.

    although, i did clean the garage before i left so maybe he'll be more comfortable next time he stops by.
     
  11. Nov 27, 2017 at 8:10 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  12. Nov 27, 2017 at 9:08 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    where's mine???
     
  13. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:00 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Match.com :notsure:
     
  14. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:01 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :puke:
     
  15. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:09 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Never know???
     
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  16. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:11 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    ....Tomboys.com :notsure:
     
  17. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:11 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'd rather stay single than get on any dating website or app....thanks though
     
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  18. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:12 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Military.com :notsure:
     
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  19. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:20 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    no. I'm not sinus up anywhere. Single old lady with dogs and cats in the creepy house that scares people. that'll be me
     
  20. Nov 27, 2017 at 10:21 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Lol.....i highly doubt it
     
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  21. Nov 27, 2017 at 11:07 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    oh? and why is that?
     
  22. Nov 27, 2017 at 11:31 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    no. I'll stay single before i get on a site. period.
     
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  23. Nov 27, 2017 at 11:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :puke:
     
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  24. Nov 28, 2017 at 1:09 AM
    Spvrtan

    Spvrtan Amateur fabricator

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  25. Nov 28, 2017 at 1:24 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  26. Nov 28, 2017 at 2:10 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning everyone!
     
  27. Nov 28, 2017 at 4:21 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE!
     
  28. Nov 28, 2017 at 6:17 AM
    JC303

    JC303 Same same but different

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    Mi Casa in Breck?
     
  29. Nov 28, 2017 at 6:31 AM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    La hacienda, Frisco
     
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  30. Nov 28, 2017 at 7:11 AM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    My search for the right Tundra continues. The market in SoCal is limited right now.

    Either they want $21k for a 2007 Tundra 4x4 with 100+k miles OR I'm finding trucks that are Brand New. I've seen a few east coast cars in person with "clean titles" and good price but have seen some deep water. Aiming for private party to avoid these scumbags. The search goes on :pccoffee:


    EDIT: There must be a reason no-one wants to let these things go :thumbsup:
    https://www.tundras.com/threads/wtb-second-gen-tundra-double-cab-4x4.18836/
     
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2017
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