Where should I move next??

I might never leave CO, but the thoughts have been running through my head

 

LOL, I was going to say move in with @joonbug
He'll let you stay, just wash his truck for him occasionally.

 

Is that what men do during a mid life crisis?

 

huh...

 

Not unless a mid life crisis happens as soon as you find out what a vagina is and what boobs are

 

naw for that guy it started in HS.....and it's not Mark FTR

 

Man check out Sandpoint Idaho..All the mountains,lakes, snow, fishing, hunting, hiking ,biking,whatever..reasonable cost of living too.

 

east Washington

 

@Almaboy We will never move away from the Blue Ridge Mountains...

“The mountains are calling, I must go”

 

beautiful

 

Beautiful.

I’ll be moving back to Virginia Beach in about 6 months but it won’t be long before i have a “place” somewhere along the Appalachian trail.

 

Well, based on your requirements Lousyanna is not for you. We can offer some great fishing and hunting and great food , reasonable housing but 90% plus humidity most of the year and mosquito's the size of a B52 oh and we have flying cockroach's too. Did I mention great food and in the French Quarter you can walk down the street with an open alcoholic beverage container( must be plastic ie cup or plastic bottle) and not get bothered by the local P D . The heat and humidity are crappy nothing like walking down the street and the sweat is running down the crack of your azz and we have hurricanes and flooding but that's another story. Other than that c'mon down.

 

I know, buddy!! They always do

I’ve been running the options around in my head and western NC is 3rd on the list as of right now. If I head that way you better get that jerky ready for me

 

Tennessee or North Carolina

1. I would like to buy a home but can’t afford anything around here https://www.bestplaces.net/cost-of-living/sevierville-tn/knoxville-tn/35000
2. I don’t want city Smoky mountains
3. I don’t want intense humidity https://www.usclimatedata.com/climate/nashville/tennessee/united-states/ustn0357
4. I don’t want intense heat See above^^
5. I do want mountains http://www.visitmysmokies.com/blog/smoky-mountains/unbelievable-smoky-mountain-views/
6. I do want beauty See above^^
7. I want camping weather https://www.nps.gov/grsm/planyourvisit/weather.htm
8. I want some cold but not wind

I recommend Tennessee!

 

To everyone showing opinions:

Be like this guy! There’s actually science behind his recommendation

 

How much science do you expect for Thornton, CO?

 

East TN or Western NC

 

Man... you should just be thankful the west coast guys aren’t telling you to move east and the east coast guys telling you to move to Europe.

 

Double that!

 

I’m just gonna move to Monkey Island to live with Dr Moreau

 

Hawaii?

 

There is a place that gets snow there from what i was told.....could be lies though

 

Yeah, there is. On top of a volcano. You can actually ski there too . . .