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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:15 AM
    smslavin

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    Let’s just say... her plumber crack could have competed with the best of them...
     
  2. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:17 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  3. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:17 AM
    Thegr8punkin

    Thegr8punkin A G.D.M/Sofa King Cool/COTJ's dreamboat

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    Hahaha struts.... bilstein are a damn good shock.
     
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  4. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:17 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::puke:
     
  5. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:18 AM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Oh. There went the family of obvious out of towners. Full Patagonia parkas. Yoga pants and Sorels.

    I’m so going to hell but I’m going to enjoy the ride.
     
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  6. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:20 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Meet you there . . .
     
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  7. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:20 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'll drive the bus
     
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  8. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:25 AM
    TruckLife900

    TruckLife900 I'd rather B hunting

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    That made me think of... I hope they serve beer in hell ; "TuckerMax"
     
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  9. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Replacement bulbs Home Depot $2.88 8pack C9 bulbs
     
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  10. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:32 AM
    speckmon

    speckmon Must. Have. Pow.

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    lol was gonna say the same thing
     
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  11. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:34 AM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Lmfao.. that’s not mine...that’s my lady’s BS.. I drink Bourbon bro.. that in m Cooler.. I hope the vodka falls out.. :rofl::rofl:
     
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  12. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:41 AM
    TheBeast

    TheBeast The Beach

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    time to upgrade :) Bilstein is good unless you want to spend the $$ and get Fox, King, Icon..etc.. Also Toytec a good option that won't break the bank. Rear is easy to change in your driveway so you can save on labor.
     
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  13. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:48 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Yeah same at Target. After xmas it's buy one get one
     
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  14. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:50 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    haha I hear ya. I'm a Makers and Bulleit slut. If I had to drink vodka though that's not bad considering how cheap it is too
     
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  15. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:51 AM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    GREAT IDEA TO ENCOURAGE GIVING DURING THE HOLIDAYS

    This morning as I pulled into the gas station there were 6 or 8 people waving customers onto 4 pumps. They were giving away FREE GASOLINE!!! AS they pumped gas for you they proceeded to talk about Colorado charities they were asking for donations for. Below is the business card they were handing out with a website you could go to in order to give.

    Guess what the best part of all of this was??
    It was 1st Bank, which is a local business that was giving away $2500 worth of gas to draw people in. Now, this, I can appreciate and will be donating a minimum of $50....the cost of the gas they just purchased for me.

    20171120_090333.jpg 20171120_090403.jpg
     
  16. Nov 20, 2017 at 8:55 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    That's awesome!
     
  17. Nov 20, 2017 at 9:09 AM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Bulleit is my favorite.. but ya Vodka is cheap no matter what brand.. GG Tito’s kettle.. it’s all trash to me.. might as em but cheap :rofl:
     
  18. Nov 20, 2017 at 10:22 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  19. Nov 20, 2017 at 11:39 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Mark I found you a new bumper option:

    IMG_4870.jpg

    You get stuck in a snow bank, BAM! ride your way home. Stylish, yet practical solution.

    You're welcome. :hattip:
     
  20. Nov 20, 2017 at 11:40 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I like where your head is at!
     
  21. Nov 20, 2017 at 11:41 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Not up my rear end, right? Just making sure LOL
     
  22. Nov 20, 2017 at 11:42 AM
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    smslavin New Member

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    Cruising a brand new Camry. 4100 miles. Not a bad little ride. It is a little anemic though but I blame the white paint job rather than the engine. Everyone knows white is the slowest color.

    There’s an awful lot of traffic for a small town in NW Arkansas. Yes, I’m choosing to ignore the fact that this is Wally World’s HQ...
     
  23. Nov 20, 2017 at 11:44 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :dislike:
     
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  24. Nov 20, 2017 at 12:40 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I just upgraded to this today...
    Track-N-Go-rubber-tracks-on-Dodge-Ram-889x500.jpg
     
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  25. Nov 20, 2017 at 12:48 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    A Dodge really come on what were you thinking. Lol
     
  26. Nov 20, 2017 at 12:52 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I like red
     
  27. Nov 20, 2017 at 12:53 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Me too but a Dodge. Lol
     
  28. Nov 20, 2017 at 1:04 PM
    BakNBlk2014

    BakNBlk2014 So Impossibly Black

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    :bananadance::dancingbacon::drunk: :crapstorm:
     
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  29. Nov 20, 2017 at 1:17 PM
    dandailey

    dandailey King Tundra

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    Leaves finally changing

     
  30. Nov 20, 2017 at 2:02 PM
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    dcsleeper408 BASTRDS

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